Blook: "What"

*you see him playing mm2*

Blook: "I'm trying to stream!"

*he sees ur message and says: not my problem blook*

*He tries to take over and do his stream*

him: why are u in my house

Blook: "I forgor💀"

him: can you please leave and stream on ur own twitch account jesus christ

*oh btw whwats a twitch fyp i dont use twitch so idk what that is*

(im saying like its ur front page)

Realeon(mans is just me lol): oh neat. another streamer. hey chat. should we raid?

him: *he doesnt see it*

R: well then. lets do this. *he starts the twitch raid with a message, the more cool stuff you do. the moar mone i give.

him: *is now playing natural disaster survival*

R: *in the chat with a dono tts* ayo can i get e-mail?

him: u are not getting my email.

R: :( but i wanna colab. you own tf2 right?

him: i already have a zillion spammers in my email

R: im not a spammer. i just want ur discord so that its not revaled on stream.

him: ill probably never even see ur email if i gave u it

R: eh. its fine.

him: *suddenly starts owning R*

R: *switches to spy again* hope your ready to feel what 2,000+ hours of spy feels like. *backstabs him*

*insert another epic fighting montage*

Announcer: YOU FAILED!
R: and i won.

*insert another epic fighting montage*

*mans gets backstabbed 50 times by R*

*insert another epic fighting montage*

*mans gets headshotted 20 times by R*
Announcer: Umbreonreal is DOMINATING *insert oc name*

him: my discord also has a bunch of spam bots as well

R: i dont use bots. but wanna play tf2?

*the round starts*

*a spy comes out of nowhere and backstabs him*

him: sure

R: aighty. imma get on

him: *his wifi cuts out because it has been acting terrible*

R: oop. there goes his router.

*insert le epic fighting montage cuz me myself have not played tf2*

R: *kills him with a trimping demoknight*

*him and u get on*

R: we doin tu fort ctf.

him: *still keeps on owning you*

R: *is nowhere to be seen*
Announcer: You intelligence has been captured!

*sees him do trickshots on the classic mw2* OHHH OMFG CLIP THAT SH8T OHHHHHHHHHHHH HE BE EATING WAYYY TO MUCH DORITOS *donates him $1000*

him: *clearly not eating doritos rn* thank you for the donation

* -_______- bruh* *donates $1* 1v1 me snipers only

him: *he joins ur 1v1 private server after u gave him the link to ur private server*

this is gonna be fun *eats Doritos*
match: 5 4 3 2 1

him: *epicly owns u* (btw hes allergic to doritos)

ok you're on *combines mtndew with doritos and takes a big sip* WATCH YO JET *hits 14 no scopes* EZZZZZZ

him: *hits 3 times more no-scopes than u did*

ok you made me do this *mix mtndew Doritos and g-fuel* HIAHIU FMEPIL RFONASH NHIRA IRIHNOHFH IFBSDHNH EOIFOS *hits throwing knife trickshots*

*minor spelling mistake, so ur dodge doesnt work*

him: *doesnt need to eat to get good*

*loses* ggs but... *donates him 100 bits* 69.420.666

him: *unties it and throws chair at u*

*doges* N O
*lodes my Dorito launcher*

him: i think u got the wrong address but entered my house for some reaso- welp ig someone gave u my real address then. now please leave

nah u finna die *ties him up to a chair*

him: this guy was trying to kill me so pretend that didnt happen

ok

him: ty

*goes to his house* hello there

him: *he gets an actual gun and starts shooting and the bullets are so fast that they are hard to notice*

*dies* OH IBASO FNAKHJV RFINDHKJ FIKDAHJIONhKSJ N