oh no

do me

wait
what if i stab him after he stabs me

"You see, we both win, but we both lose. Unless you're immortal, then that's a problem for me."

lmao

*dies*

*john attempts to tend wounds*

*my corpse explodes into a bunch of shoulder shades*

*john tries to collect his mind on why there are so many shoulder shades*

*the shoulder shades start attacking him*

*john passes out from being attacked too much*

*the shoulder shades do their dance*