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Prologue

KSDawg was a worker at the Ministry of Distribution. It was 7:30, and at last the glorious site mods allowed them to rest. KSD exited the building with many of his coworkers, putting up his umbrella as the rain poured outside. The flags had been lowered to avoid them being drenched by the rain, the memes flowed on the monitors overhead, the propaganda posters on the walls turned dark as raindrops hit them. KSD decided to head to the park, since even with the rain, it was supposed to end soon and he wanted to enjoy his evening.

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“Dismissed.” the Grand Marshal of the MSMG National Army said into the microphone, slamming the gavel of the site mods’ will. Many military officials, sergeants and lieutenants, as well as some captains, were seated below, and got up and prepared to leave as the anthem began to play. However, above them in a rather large booth decorated with curtains sat the 4 Colonels and 16 Lieutenant Colonels, the most senior members of the MSMGNA aside from the Grand Marshal. They also began to leave. One of them put her hands into her pants pocket, making sure her precious lighter was still in there. It was. She smiled just feeling it. A name tag on her left pocket identifies her as “Bubonic”. Upon leaving the building, the Central Pyramid of MSMGSOC, she was grateful to be wearing her cap, since the rain was pouring heavily now. She decided to go to the park and maybe light a campfire once the rain cleared up.

Chapter I

KSD arrived at the Captain_Scar City Park. The leaves of the trees blew in the wind as he strolled in the rain, walking aimlessly until it cleared up. He thought about everything happening in his life, the quotas he had helped fill and what not. Just today he had ordered the production of 1 million boxes of cereal to help fulfill the quota ordered by the glorious site mods. Tomorrow he would get the boots and shirts orders in-
“Ah!”
KSD bumped into someone, lost in a train of thought. He helped her up. “Are you okay..” He suddenly trailed off as he realized this was no ordinary person. She was in full military uniform, camouflage and all. Even more surprising, on her lapel and her shoulderboards were 3 diamonds.

3 diamonds. The insignia of a Colonel.

“…Colonel?”

“Yes, Colonel. And I’m okay.” she said.
“Damn, I’m so sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.”
“Eh, don’t worry about it. I won’t tell the site mods.”
Looking closer at her now, KSD realized that she was beautiful.
The rain finally stopped, and sun beams began to shine on their faces and all around the park.
“Well, uh, have a nice day.. Colonel.”

CAPTAIN SCAR CITY PARK

This takes place around March 2023

Right now it is known as Akifhaziq City Park

LMAOOOOOO

the ore bro :sob:

“Ore”

lore*

Chapter II

KSD poured himself another bowl of cereal and sat in front of the television. The reporters went on about how amazing the site mods were and how every quota was being filled. But something was on his mind. That girl. The Colonel. He had realized he never looked closely at her name tapes. B something. Barbara, Barbaric… something like that. He knew that it was probably some kind of crimethinking to think of a military official in such a way, but he couldn’t help it. She was beautiful.

He got up and looked out his apartment window, toward the park. The Discord-Moon shined bright over MSMG, with only a few memes and the occasional “Dead chat” floating by on the monitors. But, looking in the direction of the park, he saw an orange light from it. Looked like a campfire or something. He remembered hearing on the news that one of the Colonels had some kind of fire kink that the site mods had stamped out. Was it her?

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Bubonic lit her flame bright. Since she was so high ranking, she was not bound by the mandatory 9pm curfew. No one else was on the sidewalks except for some police officers enforcing the curfew. Sometimes she was approached, but the officers always saw the 3 diamonds on her collar and shoulderboards and let her go. Now, she got her lighter and lit a bright fire in a fire pit near the west end of the park.

As she watched the flames dance, growing hornier and hornier, she found her mind always coming back to one person. That kind man in the park earlier. He was kind of cute, wasn’t he? She scarcely remembered what that.. Roy Camaro or whomever looked like, since the glorious site mods confiscated her stash of photos, but he probably looked a lot like him.

“Snap out of it, Bubonic.” she thought to herself. No Colonel or Inner Party Member could ever date any Prole, there was no way the site mods would ever approve such a thing.

She found herself looking toward the west, toward the row of apartment complexes. She saw one of the complexes were completely dark, except for a single apartment still lit. She thought she could see a man looking out the window, toward the park. Maybe that was him..?

I would never forget Roy Mustang's name 😡😡😡

Eyyy you're back

What did you think of it

Made me wanna vomit and kill myself 👍

Still got like 8 chapters left

7

But good storytelling tho

i agree but:

Chapter III

KSD woke up and prepared to go to work. Looking at the clock he saw he was already running late, and if he didn't hurry he'd be on trial for sabotage before the site mods by sundown. He bolted out the door, barely even zipping his suitcase.

He checked his watch. 10 minutes. No way he was going to make it to the MiniDis on foot. He dashed doubleplusspeedwise to the nearest subway station, "Western Residential Complex". Going down the stairs and into the terminal, he saw the next traincar would arrive in 3 minutes. The trip to Central Square took around 5. If the greatness of Captain_Scar was on his side, he might just be able to check in to work with a few seconds to spare.

The traincar's lights became visible. KSD instinctually began running toward it. He didn't hear the "Stand Clear of the Yellow Line" on the speakers, and he barely even noticed when he started to plunge 5 and a half feet down the tracks, with the traincar bolting towards him. In moments, his life seemed to be flashing before his eyes...

A hand suddenly grabbed him and pulled him away a moment before the traincar arrived.

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Bubonic had awoken early: 5am, to the exact. For most citizens, this was a travesty to be awake so early, however, it was important for the military of MSMGSOC to be vigilant at all times, lest the furries attack during the night. Today, she had not much to do. She had scheduled a meeting at 8:30 with Colonel Blue to discuss their regiment's close proximity at the border with the Furries-stream, and although it was early, she felt it would be better to be there before them.

Calmly, as the curfew was lifted and citizens began to exit their homes to go to work, Bubonic arrived at the Finlayson Memorial Station, toward the northern parts of MSMG where all the rich/important people such as herself lived, to get going to the Central Square Coffee Shop to meet with Blue. Looking at the schedule as she arrived at the terminal, with civilians rising and saluting her as she passed, she saw this posted next to it.

"FINLAYSON-CENTRAL SQUARE SUBWAY LINE HAS BEEN CLOSED TODAY FOR MAINTENANCE. GLORY TO MSMG!"

Sighing, she looked at the schedule and found she would have to connect through Western Residential Complex Station. The gap between the two lines was 15 minutes. The glorious site mods were only ensuring the line was perfect for them, of course she knew that. And so, she happily used the traincar to get to WRC.

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COLONEL BLUE?!???

:O

holy crap a blue alt became a colonel

ikr

"Colonel Blue"
0/10 story, absolute garbage, dont waste your money on it

It's meant to picture a dystopian society where the site mods rule

Of course Blue becomes a high ranking official, Denmark is probably up there too

ok

can you tell the site mods to not execute me tho

you should put this all in a document or something so it's easier to read when it's all done

Chapter III (Part II)

Now, she leaned against a pole near the tracks, patiently awaiting the traincar to the Central Square. By this point, all civilians should have been at work, so the terminal was mostly empty. She saw the light of the train coming through the tunnel. Suddenly, she heard a loud shout behind her.

A man suddenly ran down the entrance and toward the tracks. "Please stand clear of the yellow line." the announcement said, as the traincar started coming. Suddenly, the man fell right onto the tracks! Bubonic acted on instinct, and grabbed him by the arm and pulled him away moments before the traincar came roaring in.

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"Oh my goodness, thank you for saving my life!" KSD exclaimed thankfully to the person who had just saved his life. Suddenly, a look of recognition crossed his face. On her face, the same look.

"Colonel..?"
"Well, well, sir. Looks like we meet again."

KSD couldn't believe it. What were the odds? He remembered what happened last time and looked at her nametape. "Bubonic. So that's your name."

"That's COLONEL Bubonic to you, bud." she said, half joking but also rather serious. "So, I guess I never caught your name either."

"KSDawg. I go by KSD."

"Huh."

The two exchanged a bit of a smile. Suddenly, the doors on the traincar rang, and it sped away. "****!" KSD exclaimed. "I'm late! Colonel, I swear it was an accident, I, I-"

Bubonic interrupted him. "Don't worry, KSD. I think I can provide an excuse."

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LMFAOOOOOO I LOVE THIS ITS SO GOOFY

Chapter IV

The doors of the front building opened. The receptionist behind the counter looked at the list of workers who had checked in, and noticed there was one missing. KSDawg. Seeing him go through those doors, he looked toward him angrily. "And why are you late today, KSD-"

He suddenly stopped as he saw the person accompanying him. A female in military uniform with 3 diamonds on her shoulderboards and collar. A Colonel.

He stood up, alarmed. "Colonel, ma'am, how may I help you today?"

"Oh, nothing much, just for you to excuse KSD here." Bubonic said. "I caught him, uh, littering on his way here, so I had to give him a formal reprimand."

The receptionist did not question. He quickly looked at his computer and changed KSD's status to "Checked in on time". "Thank you, Colonel, he will be excused."

KSD looked at Bubonic again. "Thanks, I guess..."

"Don't worry about it. Have a nice day."

"You too."

KSD went on his way, after being given an excusal slip, which he showed to his department manager. After sitting at his cubicle and placing his briefcase on the table, he noticed a note attached to it. That was odd, he didn't remember leaving a note. He grabbed it and read it. It was a short note. All it said was,

"0416293, Call Me

-Colonel"

if i was in this story, i would be one of the guys executed for treason

Chapter VI

KSD couldn't control how horny he was any longer. Just talking to her made him hard as a rock. He knew he couldn't control himself. At this point, he didn't care what the site mods would do if they saw him. He had to.

The climax was the best thing he'd ever felt. After months of being forced to stay focused on his work, it felt amazing. Not just the physical, but the mental feeling. With his cum came the shackles of MSMGSOC's iron grip upon his mind.

"Hello? Are you still there?"

"Oh yeah, yeah. Sorry."

After they hung up, even as he heard the alerts beeping and the sirens coming ever closer, KSD felt happy. He finally had a girl. And she was the most amazing thing ever. If only-

The door was kicked down. Into his apartment poured agents of MSMGSOC. "KSDawg, you are under arrest for illegal phone usage and violation of sexual laws."

lmaooooooooooo
so when does ksd cheat for me

Did you enjoy

what the hell did i miss for that to happen

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Fancy what happens in y'all's city

KSD better not look at the cameras near Horni Street, im definitely not watching illegal anime episodes

GEEZ GOD WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K?!

Chapter V

KSD gripped the telephone in his hands. He knew all of his calls were monitored, and it was very risky to attempt to contact a high level official. He didn’t know what he would do if something went wrong. What if he got arrested? What if they sent him to the reeducation camps?

He swallowed all of his fear and dialed the number. 0-4-1-6-2-9-3.

“You’ve reached the MSMGSOC Telephone Routing Service, glory to MSMG! You have attempted to contact a restricted number. If you are calling this person about a government issue, press 1. If you are calling this person for pleasure, press 2.”

KSD pressed 2.

“You have been added to this number’s waitlist. You are currently 14th in line. Assuming a 30 minute call each, you will reach this person in 7 hours. Please hold.”

A random patriotic song started playing. KSD sighed and was about to hang up, when he heard this:

“Hello? KSD?”

chapter 4 vibes from this

Chapter VI coming sometime between 2 days and 2 years