Your mom is so old, that when someone told her to act her age, she f**king died

your mom is so poor she can't even pay for abortion

Your mom is so stupid, she thought a crowbar was a bar made out of crows

LMAO

Queen Elizabeth:

too far

to give up who we are
So let's raise the bar
And our cups to the stars

raise my cup of piss glug glug glug

Not funny
Didn’t laugh

Did you just massacre an entire stream?

Yes

So that’s what happened, oh

stop talking about yourself like this

lol

Did you seriously just reply lol on your own comment?

yes

lol

i am currently being held hostage in a barn 10 miles west of boise idaho this isnt a joke this is a genuine cry for help

lol

BURRRNNN

Give this to someone who had a miscarriage

O - O

This is the original but the joke works with this one too

Haha

Dayummmmm

your mom so slow it took her nine months to make a mistake.

So she made you??

Yea!

sorry not as funny as your moms child or as funny as your nonexistant grades

Your mama so old her first crush was Jesus!