The flag sucks, I know

Garlic bread

Best power ever

YES

Freal tho

Its stale

*Le gasp* NOOO!

Small chance that it's poisoned

The ability to instantly cure any illness/disease with a 100% success rate.

Every time you do it, you get the illness/disease yourself

What if I cure myself, though?

Huh.

first comment (electrokenesis)

But you have a chance that you'll forget everything or spontaneously combust

Teleportation

you teleport to a random place when you try to go back

so if i teleport to Hawaii and i try to go back i go someplace random

yeah

Welp guess i better say bye to my family when i go to school

not having those random stomach pains that keep me up until 1am

the stomach pains are now replaced with headaches

why did I only get random headaches after you commented this? What kind of prophecy is this?

Bowser is gonna twerk in the Super Mario Bros Movie

okay now screw you

Lol

I can kill anything

but whatever you kill comes back to life after 48 hours if you don't spit on them

omg I thought you died

Seriously I thought you left

Metamorphosis

U can only be a human with wing a not some other beaatiful thing?

So I become an angel. Great

But u can only fly short limit´s

You see this is the reason I say Hail Satan

LOL

Satan never has these issues

Freya's last words ;-;

where have you been, buddy?

SO true

Shapeshifting

Sometimes you turn into an ominous blob, chanting your father’s sins.

I would anyway

Melding peoples' minds
That way I can get rid of homophobes and transphobes

But you can only use it so many times until you lose the power (I respect your option tho they should go to hell)

Command using the @e [Type=Homophobes and transphobes]
Then I only need to use it once and I can do it for whatever other purposes I need

But you will lose it

I can wipe them all out in one usage, and then I can do whatever else I need wisely

I have the power to use any kind of excuse and whoever I use it on believes me

People start to ignore u when u start making excuse´s

Making all homophobic people go to hell

You also go to He||

I was going to anyway lol