trolling

Seeking for some trolls

Seek when he hears that he runs faster with a knife:

YOU WON'T

...
You don't know what I have the capacity to do.
I'd suggest you be careful.
One more chance to shut it.

YOU CAN'T

Bet.
*half an hour of the ACTIVITIES later*

i regret what i said

Welp-
have a good day.
same time, same place, next week?

I'm going to blow myself up so that this doesn't happen again.

Okay-
"Have fun exploding!"

*blows up*

*I threw an uno reverse card at the remains*

I thought it was mayonnaise...

Ehhh, too salty to be mayonnaise.

i'm not stealing anything from you again

Alright-
You knew though.
I wasn't exactly asleep when you took it from its source.

It literally had "mayonnaise" written on it.

Cover name so my family will eat it and not suspect anything

*gives you a bottle of "ketchup"*

thanks-
*i chug it*
don't worry, I'm fine with whatever it was.

that was your skin

Still fine with that-
I like the taste of skin.
speaking of which it's licc time-

NO IT ISN'T
IT'S 8TH PERIOD

well yes that too-
but I have a feeling you'll taste great-

NO
*hot glues my costume to my skin*

*changes glue to air, removes costume*

oh no

welp-
you're in for quite an experience~!
*pins down ig*
*about 20 minutes of an interesting experience later-*

*screaming*

and I think that's every last square inch-
thanks!

I HATE YOU

if you don't want to be internally licked I'd suggest you save opinions for some other time.

tomfoolery

rozes are red, put off homework laster(idk),
children are fast, but the combine is faster.

we engage in a minor amount of tomfoolery

muahaha

let's go eat small children

I'm not hungry, you go ahead-
I'll prepare the spices tho-

what spices?

you just eat them straight or something?
a li'l bit of garlic never hurt anyone though!

I don't like spices.
Last time I used yours, something was... Off.

Oh, you must have poured some of my homemade "special sauce" on it.
The secret ingredient I guard with my life.
and my purity.