this is the farthest most conversations with me go...
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(Well I mean I am bored)
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(not irl, the charachter)
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(oh XD)
??: really?
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LDoMM: yeah, im so lacking in social skill and so terrifying that a regular conversation is equivilant to a hostage negotiation.
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??; 0-0 a What?
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a hostage negotiation. is my mask muffleing my voice?
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??: no I heard that but I mean how?
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lets just say... i have a reputation.
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??: 0-0
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yeah... its fun because i get to make more murder.
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?? uHh
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*people shout in the distance*
LDoMM: speak of the devils.
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??: ?
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*the voices grow louder*
LDoMM, you might want to duck, i tend to accidentaly vibe-check people infront of me when i shoot.
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*ducks down*
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LDoMM: *pulls out and fans a revolver* problem solved.
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??: 0-0
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*laughing* that was fun. thanks for ducking. where are you headed?
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??: I don’t where I am
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well. i can offer shelter at my place on the strip.
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??: okay!
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what is your name?
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??: Serena
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well serena. its nice to meet you. i dont have a name.
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Serena: y-you don’t?
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nope. ive gone by *inhales* degenerate, f**k, courier, shitface, idiot, death, lord death, sir, lord death of murder mountain *his favorite*, and brother.
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Serena: why don’t we find a name you might like?
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lord death of murder mountain
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Serena: okay then that’s your name
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alright. (lol i half expected a funny argument lol)
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(I didn’t want to fight it)
Serena: there a way we could keep it short
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(lol)
and that is?
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Serena: lord death
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ayyyy. now OFF TO THE STRIP!
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Serena: Okay!
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LDoMM: *picks her up and starts running inhumanly fast*
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Serena: !
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*a post-apocalyptic version of the vegas strip looms in the distance*
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Serena: vegas?
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welcome to new-vegas.
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Serena: *Looks a bit exited*
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*he bursts through a barricade and the entire strip goes quiet*
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Serena: hello?
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LDoMM: they know what's up. *he points to a casino* thats where we are headed. *he puts her down*
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Serena: oh okay!
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*the door opens and LD walks through*
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*Also walks in*
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a guy at the counter: sorry sir. we need you to hand over your weapons for obvious reasons.
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Serena: uhh im keeping mine than you
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LD: okay *hands over a few weapons and walks through the second door*
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*follows*
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LDoMM: okay. so i just smuggled in... 18 sticks of dynamite an mg32 grenade launcher 15 revolvers and a shotgun.
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Serena: I got a gun and a knife
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LDoMM: the penthouse will be ungaurded. so this should be easy.
*a robot wheels up to you*
R: Hello! im yes-man. im called that because i literaly cant say no!
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Serena: can we go in?
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YM: absolutely!
LD: pfffffft.
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Serena: hold up I wanna play with this
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LD: go right ahead! this should be fun.
YM: what will be fun?
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Serena: do you like big ass bitches
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YM: what are those?
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Serena: dang it
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YM: do you have any other questions?
*LDoMM is plaing the slots and keeps getting the jack pot*
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Serena: Do you like to f**k?
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YM: ERROR ERROR
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Serena: Haha
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LDoMM: stop messing with him youre going to break him. i need him for later.
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Serena: oookaaaay
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LDoMM: where is the elevator to the penthouse?
YM: to the left and up the bronze stairs!
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Serena: okay then
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Ldomm: follow.
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Serena: alright
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*he leads you into an elevator and presses the top floor button*
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