no romance or erp. op is fine but dont kill him, he will kill you if you try.

Death: H-huh!?

Death: WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

U: you got into a fight with the republic gaurds, they were gonna imprison you for treason.

Death: I could have just Shadowbirthed and killed them. Quit lying.

they may be incompetant but you were still knocked out.

Death: *gets up* Just tell me what your gonna do to me or face the wrath of Shadowborn.

U: im just being nice... im providing shelter and food.

Death: Oh. Thank you but i'm going to my base. My buds need me! *teleports*

U: WAIT! you need clothes idiot.

Death: *teleports back* I don't need clothes. I'm a Pokemon idiot.

U: but its f**king freezing outside. i live in the arctic tundra.

Death: I CAN TELEPORT. I DON"T NEED TO GO OUTSIDE.

The tundra stretches for hundreds of thousands of miles

Death: *teleports him and U to his homeworld* *it is warm* SEE!?

U: WELL? how was i supposed to know? you werent on your homeworld.

Death: Well if your here might as well go into my base. *walks to a trapdoor* Enter.

U: *teleports down*

*you see 2 Imperial Knights fighting*
Death: Ignore them. Big Chungus and Beast love to fight their Knights.

U:okay... also. did you say that this was the pokemon dimension?

Death: Yes, but Big Chungus is also a Dark Angel and Beast made his own. Beast is the BEST mech builder.

U: guess i should give out some intros *he shows a belt of pokeballs*

Death: Go ahea- *there is a loud roar and a shiny 100% Zygarde storms out of a room* Chaotix, what's wrong?
Chaotix: DESTRUCTION ATE MY SANDWITCH!!
*a shiny Rayquasa is eating a sandwitch*
Destruction: So? I was hungry. *nom*

U: and this is baisicaly another version of my friends.

Death: Show ur Pokemon.

U: *trows the balls... a shiny umbreon, a maxed out cinderace, a sneazle, a klink, and a lunala all jump out of the balls* say hello to my friends.

Death: Cute. GUYS LOOK AT THIS TEAM!!
*they all come over* *the Knights tower over them*

U: oh yay. my ace is getting looked at like a friggin cute puppy.

*A Melmetal comes out from one of the Knights*
Big Chungus: Can you see where I got my nickname?

U: yes. very much.

Big Chungus: *notices his Pokemon. *laughs* THAT weak team? *laughs harder* *rolls on the floor laughing*

*the umbreon bites him for 600 dmg*
U: shut.

*Big Chungus is fine* *daybreaks*

U: -_- why did i have to go down the hole.

Daybreak Chungus: *kills all his pokemon* Easy.

Daybreak Chungus: Hehe. *enters his Knight* Can't get me now! *aims Battle Cannon at U*

U: *teleports on top of the knight* but you cant hit what isnt there.

Bloodweep Chungus: H-huh? *shakes him off*

Archer: What do you want?

U: well thats a way to say good morning.

Archer: Let me rephrase that for you, good morning, what do you want?

U: better, and i saved you.

Archer: From what?

U: the republic gaurds.

Archer: What'd I do again? It's slipped my mind

You got drunk idiot

Archer: Heh. Must've drank allot.

Me: Huh? What? Umm? Did you wake me up?

Let me just say I’m in a Yoshi costume.

U: no i didnt, and you got into a fight with the republic gaurds, i saved your ass.

Me: “Yawn” I have this Yoshi Costume, where am I?

U: the costume was on you, and your in my house.

Me: It’s on me, and wow, empty house, ayy?

U: no. my husband and son are out rn.

Me: Umm, ok.

U: now, i provided actual clothing, i suggest you put it on, it conforms to your body like no other fabric. its rather comfortable. ill go make you some food.