no romance or erp. op is fine but dont kill him, he will kill you if you try.

Archer: What do you want?

U: well thats a way to say good morning.

Archer: Let me rephrase that for you, good morning, what do you want?

U: better, and i saved you.

Archer: From what?

U: the republic gaurds.

Archer: What'd I do again? It's slipped my mind

You got drunk idiot

Archer: Heh. Must've drank allot.

https://imgflip.com/i/6vqv5l drakus: *slowly coming to* oooooooohhhhh my head...what happened? perhaps i had too much wine...wait...this isn't the castle...where am i?

U: welcome to my house.

drakus: oh,now i get what's going on here,you've kidnapped me and tied me up, another vampire hunter i presume?

U: nope. you fell through my window and broke it. and my expensive plates, and my table.

drakus: oh, so i was drunk!

U: yeah. you broke plenty of my property.

drakus: well, it's what happens when you decide your sober enough to fly!

U: true.

drakus: so...care to introduce yourself? i...kinda wanna know who's house i rudely destroyed

U: Umbreon, Umbreon Vanta. at your service.

drakus: *he bows humbly* i am edward von drakus! prince of darkness! lord of the occult! and ruler of all things unholy!

U: we dont do that here.

drakus: wow...really? that's just sad man! *he shakes his head disapprovingly*

U: we arent servants. we are a family. everyone here is special in their own way. we do as we please and say what we like. we arent slaves.

Drakus: ….. oh fine! I can’t say no to that! Well played. Well. Played

U: i may be the hand of chaos. but even i respect rules.

Drakus: hand of chaos? Interesting title~

U: eh. read up on the history of the EYE and youll see what i mean. *hands him a book with a title in an unknown language. its quite dusty*

Drakus: *lights skims through the book* hey, I know this language!

U: you speak endarian?

drakus: yeah!

??: that would be me *its a dude* and if you want blood take it from someone else.

drakus: ... fair enough, later dipsticks! *he hovers out the front door*

U: im immortal! take mine.

drakus: *far away* i would but i've also been rocking a massive hard one for the past 30 minutes sooooo....byeee!

U: what....

drakus: byeeeeee!

U: a l r i g h t y t h e n

[*TIME SKIP* drakus comes back with a woman, who appears to be knocked out*] drakus: i'm back.

U: well then. hello again. thanks for taking the door and not the window.

drakus: no problem. anyway, off to your bedroom for bed and breakfast! *he floats off*

U: german?

drakus: romainian actually!

i see.

drakus: yes, my last name is actually romainian!

U: is romania close to germany?

drakus: yeah,yeah it's pretty close.

U: huh, nice. well, come on down its time for breakfast.

drakus: sweet!

U: *walks down the stairs*

drakus: *hovers downstairs*

U: heh, neat floating. but can you do this. *he teleports to the dining room*

drakus: ... show off. anyway, where's the grub, i'm starving!

U: bout time. come on. *he opens a door*

*drakus slowly hovers behind you*

???: AHHHHHHH! DAD THERES A DEAMON BEHIND YOU!

drakus: woah calm down kid! and for the record, i'm a vampire.

???: oh. are you the guy who broke our table?

drakus: unfortunately...yes. but at the time i was drunk!

U: yup, and now he is sober.

drakus: that's true, now...where's the lady of the house? i'm gettin' hungry...in more ways then one~