I’m cheating on death

XD. She's probably gonna kill you.

Nah, she wears heels, if i hear a bone break, i can legally shoot her

This is most interesting.

Just like your girlfriend

Jokes on you, I'm alone in life. HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

…do…you need someone to hang out with?…

So I think I'm good.

I have the internet. That's decent sometimes.

mmm

I live in Texas, she takes one step on my property, I shoot her

But death sucks 😏😏😏

heyo

😏

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If you can’t read it it says “Committing *oof yourself* is you going after it.”