You're all adorable-
Cept you Fell Chara, I know you don't like the term...
Anyways, may I ask each and every individual reason for falling down?

UF - 🖕

for calcium-
I'M TALKING ABOUT SURFACE MILK-
FOR GOD'S SAKE-

...
you gonna answer it?
I'm not referring to THAT milk okay?

UF - sureee

anyways, opinions on SURFACE milk.

US F - Meh

*all the others are confused bc they didn't know there was more than one milk*

okay uhh-
Classic Chara, you know where you get your milk chocolate from..?
I actually am curious.

UT Chara - No idea. I think Muffet makes it.

"By spiders, for spiders, OF spiders!"
Suddenly I regret eating it-

UT C - Wait- SPIDERS- AAAAA

Well I suppose it was better than the ONLY OTHER WAY milk chocolate could be provided down here..
Let's just move on.
Hold on-
I need to replace all my milk chocolate with dark chocolate now-

UF - NOOOOOO

tell ya what.
you act like you enjoy it and I'll shorten it down to 1000 deaths instead of 2000.

UF - HELL YEAH-

but that would involve...
er...
MONA ing.
Don't ask-

*DDLC theme plays*

...
hmmmmmmmm

* (totally not one of my aus where Genocide Player >hacker< fused Monika and Sans to try and make a killer) Spawns*

Sonica *shush I'm workin on the name* - What-

(SORRY BUT WHAT IS THIS, SONICTALE?)
uhh whatever-

(NO- IMA CHANGE THE NAME-UHH)

>name< - Where am I?

I don't even know anymore-

Error - EY-

Don't talk to me.
*I leave the antivoid ever-so-slightly glitchy*
alr1ght-
it's done.

* Blue crashed *

well frIck-
I'm just gonna take a moment-

US Chara - ??

I know this is weird to ask but-
could you hit the glitched part of me with a sledgehammer?

US Chara - Why?

I don't really- err,
like the feeling.
It's like thousands of needles being shoved in and out of my skin over and over.

* Blue was still crashed, UT Frisk picked him with a stick*

US Chara - ... I don't think I could hurt anyone-

don't worry, you'll actually relieve me of pain.
my hp is stupidly high as well, so don't worry about manslaughter charges.

UF C - Fkin- EXCUSE ME?!

Uhhhhmmm-
how you guys feel about bleach?

UF C - I drink it.

US F - Same

UT C - ..Same tbh

I'll drink to that-
*chugs bleach*
anyone want some for their memories?

UF C - Please-

ok
but-
I'm out
crap-

UF C - BIT-

*UF Frisk holds them back*

...
I'll take care of it- *cough*
Anyways, off that topic.
Anyone like Legendary Heroes?
I stole the recipe!

UT Frisk - 👍

who else wants a hero sandwich..?

US Chara - Meee

anyone else..?
or do they remind you too much of something you had used with 3 snowballs, a steak, some dry noodles and a pie..?

UF C - ...

I've seen it play out over 9 quintillion times actually.
don't bother hiding it-
whatever.
still, these are good!

UT C - shut.

What?
*I eat 5*
These things are good-
much better than questionable assorted hot animals-
w a i t
I just realized-
in Hotland HE CALLED YOU GUYS-

UT F - ???

lemme pull up the quote.
"You really like hot animals don't ya? Hey. I'm not judging."
what do you guys think-

UF C - Hell yeah I like-

UT C - This is why we don't talk to you.

*US Frisk nods*

hmmmmm
ok
I can't argue I do too-
anyways. HERO SANDWICH OR NO-

Swap Sans - What does fk mean?

alright, UF, you'd better start running.
Swap Pap is several times more powerful than your average 6-SOUL monster when someone teaches his bro how to curse.

Swap Sans - What does-

*UF Chara picks up Swap Sans, then runs. They are also teaching him unholy things (not just swear words) as they run.*

*Swap Pap goes friggin UI mode and starts T-Posing towards them at unholy speeds*
...
hmmm
so cute when they play eh?

Swap Sans - So you stick up this finger if you love someone??? 🖕

Oh boy-
*Pap's wrath reaches 150%*
I'm tempted to go up there and continue the teachings but I'd rather not die.

Swap Sans - Waot whats s*x?

UF C - Well S*x is were one person-

*Pap teleports right in front of UF*
Pap - STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

* UF quickly says the definition of S*x, Swap is now traumatized *

*UF is now sentenced to 2000 deaths by bone attacks straight up the a-*

BB - Wait Pap why are you killing a human- WAIT KILLING A HUMAN- NOOOO

Alright, Blue.
Do you know any words similar to "6"?

BB - Uhhhhh- No??

Okay, Pap.
We're clear.

BB - ????

Pap - ...Alright kid, don't try it ever again, or I promise you it'll be even worse next time.

UF Chara - *cough*

BB - *crash bc hes still getting used to the Error part*

(If you didn't know, when Errors crash it can actually be quite painful)

*sigh*
eventually he'll stop-

Error - Thats gotta hurt for someone new to it-

ehh
he hasn't been into any terrible fights yet, so he's not used to the pain.
Hey Error, got a sledgehammer?

* All three beans use puppy dog eyes*

...
Fine, but I'm gonna ask you all something in return...
and it's not cuz of the eyes if you're wondering.
I too feel bad for the skelebean.
Well, what's your bargain then..?

US Chara - hmmmm.....

*poke*

US Chara - what-? Oh- right- We shall not use puppy dog eyes for 24 hours, and we shall hang UF Chara like a pinata

and then treat them like one.
make sure to not go by the neck though-
hit them until something starts coming out.
Sounds good-
I might friggin' die but whatever-

UT Frisk - *dt*

*I disappear into a white portal, then exit the thing with Blue in my arms*
There ya go-
satisfied?

* Blue is half Blueberror, making him really glitchy*

Blue - oH- hI-

*sigh*
this is fine.

Blue - wH- 0H hI pAp!

As you can see, I took him out partway in the process.
He's technically saved from many 4th walls but not completely-

Sans - TF HAPPENED TO BLUE-

Error kidnapped him-

Sans - I MENT HIS NECK-

oh
idk-

Sans - IT'S NOT MENT TO BEND THAT WAY-

Sans, I'm not supposed to bend like this, but I can-
*I proceed to twist my head 720⁰ in one direction*

Sans - Wh-

Whew-
guess I'd better reattach it-
*I just pick up my head off the floor to put it back on*

Sans - O-oh god-

been a while since I've stretched out actually.
*I proceed to deattach all of my limbs and reattach them one by one*

* They both rebooted *

BlueBerror - OW

okay-
you two won't experience any more crashes.
*I proceed to juggle my head*

BlueBerror - WHY DOES THIS HURT SO MUCH-

Don't ask me.
I haven't crashed before.
*screws head back on*
yeah- that didn't hurt at all heheh-

BlueBerror - ...

what?
was it something I said?..

BlueBerror - OH- No- Nothing-

ok-
I'll go ahead annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...
*I convert to being a fully "Errored" being.*

BlueBerror - !

hmmm-
okay.
interesting.
This is... unique, to say the least.

UF Chara - Wanna go bully rando people?

Pap -You still haven't been given your punishment.
I'm teleporting you to Under!Lst-
for your teachings to my brother.
Don't come back until you've died 2000 times to a vertical bone in your-
well.
go on.
*Pap snaps*

UF - :(

*sigh*
Pap - well that takes care of that.
Fitting punishment for felling an angel I'd say.

UF - A

well.
Imma go back to my world with him, see if anyone notices.

UF C - HELPPPPP00

sorry-
i dont interfere with swap Pap.
he's strong as far as they go...

UF - PLEASEEEEE

you're kinda hypocritical.
you spoke of it and now you won't experience it..?
honestly you kinda deserve what's coming-

* Insert them entering code*

Sorry but-
I'm the only one around here authorized to enter code.
*Ink randomly cancels their account*
Can we just have a normal experience eh?

<> - ......

Sorry, Dokitale, but there are measures against malware.

<> - Its my code-...*green eye stare*

*I just look at them like, "don't even start-"*

<> - ... *insert changing BlueBerror to Natsuki-*

BlueBerror - Wait wha- *head snap*

*sigh*
*Removes the fusion thing from existence*

Sans - OW- TF-

no questions.
I'm not sure either-

BB - PAP PLEASE STOP!

Pap - Once you miraculously forget everything they told you, I'll stop.
I'm pretty sure the kid over there can check your memory too, so don't try to fool me.

BB - I CAN FIX THAT- *changes his own code-* OH NO I CHANGED TO MUCH-

Pap - what did you do..?

BB - wAiT- Who are you-

*I press Undo on his code*

BB - Ohhh-

close call.

BB - Wait what were we talking about again-

idk-

Error - No.. But when a monster get fully infected with a Error, whenever they crash is painful-

Has a hum@n ever gotten fully infected..?
I'd like to not be the f1rst...

Error - ...Not really no

oh great-
fun.
I get to experience the first human crash.

Error - ...It will be VERY painful..

ehh, I can take a lot of pain.
For example.
*I remove my left arm*
see? not bad.

Error - *instant crash*

Oh jit-
sorry..!

* Both Error and Blueberror are crashed*

...
*I take a piece of code and set their ability to crash to OFF.*

*Blue poked paps leg*

Blue - tHiS iS- wEiRd

Well-
I'm sure it will be fine-
right?
I'll go back to the "innocent" children now-

Blue - *crashes for no reason*

...
whatever-
I'll just-
*Kidnapping 2.0*
AW FRICK I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE-

Blue - nOoO-

Error... seriously why would you do this?
HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU ERROR STOP EATING PANCAKES-

Error - NEVER

*kicks you out then brings Blue back in*

*Blows up pancakes with mind*
Error - My friggin PANCAKES-
(I had to I'm sorry-)
*I immediately reappear in the antivoid and then yeet Blue out.*

(LMAO-)

*process was complete*

Blue - holy crap is Error color blind-

...
Look how you massacred my boy.
*I slap Error before leaving*

Sans - Omfg-

ahh...
need help stretching your old bones out?

Sans - N-no-

you sure?
I've got all sorts of yoga up my sleeve-

Sans - NO

Alright...
I could turn you into quite a bit more than calcium and magic though-

Sans - N O

...
ok

Sans - *sigh of relief *

*I proceed to bend my body into unholy positions*

UT Chara - Hated Humans

UT Frisk - *sign Language* It was an accident...

US Chara - ...My town didn't have the best of food source so I went to go look for some...

US Frisk - *sign language* Humans suck

UF Chara - Bc why not- It was a dare anyway

UF Frisk - *sign* I didn't really want to live...

hmm-
mmk.
I actually was dared to jump too.
and, what do ya know...
I'm still stuck down here.
It's been about a century...
multiplied by however many times a PLAYER decided to reset.
Ah, whatever.
The Underground, from what I heard after death, was one of the best places anyone could go. Why I climbed the mountain in the first place though is beyond me.

US Chara - ?

funny thing actually...
I haven't forgotten a single detail about every last route, neutral or not.
meh, forget about it.
...
..opinions on pie?

UT Chara - .....G o o d -

UT Frisk - *thumbs up*

US Frisk - *sign language* ...Fine

US Chara - ..good??

UF Frisk - ?

UF Chara - Horrible

hmm.
I'll assume that each of your worlds either had good pie, no pie, or poisoned pie.
Next question.
Would you-
*I snicker for a moment*
would you like a weiner in yo mouth?

NO

...
I'm offering y'all 6 hot dogs-

oh

I thought you ment the… uh.. bottom part. :'I

hmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm

* All of the Charas *except US* Protect their Frisks, and US Frisk protects US Chara*

...okay.
Anyone want a hot cat?
they're like hot dogs but with little cat ears strapped to one end.
well..?

sure

UF Frisk - No one does- 🖕

...alright..
IT WAS A DARE, OKAY?
...
Opinions on milk?

* Blue reloaded *

Blueberror - Wha-

just a few things happened-

BlueBerror - Like what?

*Looks for Pap*

like Fell over there getting...
*cough*
punished for their actions-

BlueBerror - Wheres Pap-?

he's uhh-
making sure that they stay on the bone for about 1000 deaths.

BlueBerror - !PAP NO!

It's justice.
I support it personally-
they DID traumatize you after all-

* Runs over to Pap*

BlueBerror - PAP-

..-

* Everyone nods slightly *

alright-
*I shove a foot-long in each of their mouths faster than they can react*

UF C - 🖕🖕🖕

...
gonna pretend your reaction doesn't exist and move on.
*10 minutes of eating later*

UF C - Also 🖕