Hi and welcome to touching grass shop.

Also I get it if the meme isn't featured.

I would like one grass

Yessir. First one is on the house.

Anti horny tabs and holy water please

everything please

ok, that will be $15 in USD. We keep things cheap for people that need help.

all

ok, that will be $15 in USD. We keep things cheap for people that need help.

Thx you.

can I get one angel cheems please

Ok. His price is $6

*spear of justice intensifies*

I take all

ok, that will be $15 in USD. We keep things cheap for people that need help.

Thx you.

Do you sell portable hor** jails

Well, we have been working on a new prototype for that exactly same reason. It hasnt been tested yet, but you can take it for around $3,970.99

Holy shit I never knew I would get this much supporters. Thx you.

Also if you are interested in supporting this concept, you can join these groups:

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All of it please.

ok, that will be $15 in USD. We keep things cheap for people that need help.

PLEASE

Ok. Here's your items.

DANG IM GETTING COMMENTS FROM DIFFERENT TIME ZONES

the anti horny tabs would kill me (speaking from xp) ill take a... hamborger

we dont have that. you can go to mcdonalds or get a grass sample.

grass taste good

It was supposed to be touched, but ok.

All of them

ok, that will be $15 in USD. We keep things cheap for people that need help.

(Also I made this 3 weeks ago. But I guess I'm still open.)

Ok *gives money"

Thank you.

all of the above

ok, that will be $15 in USD. We keep things cheap for people that need help.

thanks yo

ur welcome. we also sell weapons. you can talk to my friend in the basement.

bet

Do you have one of those bats cheems uses to bonk people

Yes. $3.

wait a minute. why do you have someone is your basement

He keeps the weapons safe and also...maybe we might lock somebody in there

i mean why, do you keep him in there for ; )

To keep the weapons safe. Oh and don't tell him I gave him cocaine instead of sugar. His candy company is going to die.

Yes

I need 50 Cubic Metric tons of water to dump on everyone here

We have holy water. That will be at least $1,599.99.

thx