IDEK when she will be giving the talk, or what it'll even be about

In Praise Of Pizza - By Montie Thompson

Since the beginning of time, you crazy humans have been searching for the perfect comfort food. But in the 1300s, in Italy, the humans discovered the best food - PIZZA! It's so versatile, because you can put all sorts of different toppings on it. The cheese adds good flavor, and the tomato sauce makes the dough all nice and soft. Overall, PIZZA IS THE BEST!!!

(Also, if you give me pizza with pineapple on it, your free trial of living will end in my jaws)

how does Montie feel about kiwi or stawberry on pizza

"That is an even more atrocious atrocity!"

and... why is this important?

whats wrong with pineapple on pizza?

Why would anyone put fruit on pizza? That's just insane.
I'm fine leaving Hawaiian pizza fans alone though as long as they leave me alone.

are tomatoes a fruit?

Technically
BUT THAT’S DIFFERENT
Tomatoes are savory, not sweet

are you sure you aint eatin them tomaccoes from the simpsons??

so do we hate fruits on pizza now?

ok