*drops in a pit of hydrocloric acid*

*into

W

bruh why

because funny

still tho

why not

Hello, and welcome back to the Retard's Cooking Show!
Today, we're learning how to make a Vanilla Raspberry Slushy.

nice

First, you grab a blender.
Then, grab a small Glaceon.
If you have a large one, cut it into smaller pieces before blending.

NO GOD PLEASE NO

Before putting the Glaceon in the blender, either kill it or sedate it in the most humane way possible.
I recommend snapping the neck or using pentobarbital.

bruh... why

Because I can't just eat rats and roaches
I need more variety

not me pls

For the last time, i'm not a human, i'm a fox

Not referring to you

I know, but i'm still hanging on to you like that

Put me down tho. I don't like it

Why

Bad past experiences

Ok fine
*sets you down*

Thank you

Ok *puts down into nuclear waste *

good

Lol

Indeed

no

🥰🥰🥰😍🥰🥰😍🥰😍😍😍🥰😍😍

:D

umm ok

*takes out of chemicals and eats*

nom nom

sus

UwU

...

*murders 1000 people cutlely*