other than the fear of dying like that it felt great tbh

662 views • 17 upvotes • Made by anonymous 2 years ago in HornyStream

71 Comments

MalArchive
3 ups, 2y, 1 reply
You haven't lived yet until you almost cut up your thighs f**king yourself with knives✨ the shit you do for a good wank hahahahahahhahahahahahha I need professional help.
.Dead.
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Yes, yes you do
MalArchive
2 ups, 2y
Don't need to tell me twice. Hhahhahahahahahhahaha I just have a death wish and a love for pain aahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
Nevada_Man
2 ups, 2y
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2 ups, 2y
Same.

But I only did it for like 2 minutes
High_hopes_for_life2
2 ups, 2y, 4 replies
I mean I've shove a katana handle up my ass before
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 2 replies
I-i-i-i have no words
High_hopes_for_life2
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
But I got more reasonable kinks than some
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
I have a hyper fetish
High_hopes_for_life2
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
What is it?
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Link in memechat, can't explain it
High_hopes_for_life2
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
OH yeah that's normal. wouldn't mind getting railed by that cock though~
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Me neither ~
High_hopes_for_life2
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Hehe
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
I'm taking my brace off because 

A) I need a clothing change (been in the same pants since Friday)

B) its starting to get irritated
High_hopes_for_life2
2 ups, 2y
Oh ok
High_hopes_for_life2
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Eh I'm into some freaky shit
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Same, I've f**ked myself with a screwdriver once
High_hopes_for_life2
2 ups, 2y
Yeah my parents didn't ask why a sword was up my ass but yeah it felt good
Cookie.
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
creative mf lmfao
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Yep
Cookie.
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
which end?
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Uhh the grabby bit
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y
It hurt-
Cookie.
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
handle*
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y
Its 11:14 at night, I'm tired
Cookie.
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
how

why

when

who

where
High_hopes_for_life2
2 ups, 2y
Lol
.Dead.
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Question, what the hell goes through your mind after?
High_hopes_for_life2
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Horny
.Dead.
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
How the hell are you horny AGAIN afterward💀
High_hopes_for_life2
1 up, 2y
Eh no clue
ShawtyBayden
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
WHAT THE F**K
High_hopes_for_life2
1 up, 2y
XD
.Dead.
2 ups, 2y
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2 ups, 2y
so I jus got reminded of this post after shoving the silicone, ridged handle of a pet grooming brush up my ass



i mean

it looked like it was built for it istg
Hidden-rebel-Lead
2 ups, 2y
i did it with a plunger before

whole handle and all
[deleted] M
2 ups, 2y, 3 replies
I mean I have done that witha hairbrush, but I have used like

a marker-

ik it sounds weird but ehhhhhhhhhhh

worth it-
LavyBean
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Why did I join this place I-
[deleted] M
2 ups, 2y
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cookie.
2 ups, 2y
this should be illegal
-.hypno.wh0r3.-
0 ups, 2y
same
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
I've shoved a screwdriver up my ass before
-.hypno.wh0r3.-
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
ow
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y
Yea-
Cookie.
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
hypno care to explain
-.hypno.wh0r3.-
2 ups, 2y, 2 replies
no actually i don’t
Hussar_
2 ups, 2y, 2 replies
C'mon don't be shy
-.hypno.wh0r3.-
1 up, 2y
😅
-.hypno.wh0r3.-
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
ok look it felt really good especially when i pretended it was a real cock
Hussar_
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Bro the f**k is wrong with you
-.hypno.wh0r3.-
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
the fact that i'm not being filled rn
Hussar_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
The fact i don't give a f**k about you being mentally unstable
-.hypno.wh0r3.-
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
this isn't about my instability it's a coping method

and i never asked you to care
Hussar_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Как брата 😭😭😭
-.hypno.wh0r3.-
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
i don't speak vodka
Hussar_
0 ups, 2y
I don't speak hoe
Hussar_
0 ups, 2y
Homie really said "i don't speak vodka" -🤓 like dude i don't speak colonization
Hussar_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Coping method up my ass you literally imagine it as a rooster the hell is that supposed to mean then
-.hypno.wh0r3.-
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
wtf why are you talking about roosters

i'm not sexually attracted to birds

and yeah what if i'm a hoe i enjoy it
Hussar_
0 ups, 2y
Im saying cock and Yea you gonna get STDs for it so don't enjoy life and enjoy shortening lifespan 🥰
-.hypno.wh0r3.-
0 ups, 2y
I won't get stds i know how to use protection

closest thing i'll ever get to that is a uti from holding in my piss for too long

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i just f**ked myself with a hairbrush handle for like 3 hours and came 5 times; i only snapped out of it when i heard something that sounded like a sliding glass door opening and i thought “oh god i can’t die with a hairbrush in my f**khole” and i checked all the doors and windows and positioned myself close to the cupboard with the knives in it