"Help I accidentally cut my dog with scissors/caught my dog on fire"

Oop-

help I accidentally set off the bomb I put in my little sister’s apple, which she ate at school

she died

I did all those

Fun

Even calling 911 is fun now?

Yep

Oh hell yeah-

[Calls 911]

* shoots the phone *

The fu-

LMAO

LMAO

ayo-

*you make the rest of the lyrics with me*

In the bathroom
I am shitting

* Bro you expect my non existent brain cell to do this- *

I am the fkin shit king

Wait a second, for I spy

THAT DIDNT RYHME YOU DUMBASS DIME

*I DON'T FKIN CARE HAHAHHA*

HAHAHAHAHA 🖕

*shoots you*

*goofy ahh sans dodge*

DON'T CARE

I was just showing funni search result

Alberto strikes again