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HELP 2; YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO KEEP YOUR PANTS ON; YOU ASK EVERYONE TO CHANGE MY PANTS; THEY DON’T ANSWER; SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE HOMELESS; YOU ARE NOT! YOU REMOVE R6; THE GAME BREAKS; YOU TRY PLAYING YOUR PS4; YOUR FRIEND IS ONLINE! THE GAME STARTS; YOU COMMIT A FOUL; GIOVANNI HAAG GETS SENT OFF; YOU ARE DOWN TO TEN MEN; YOUR FRIEND DISCONNECTS; YOU QUIT THE SERVER; WAIT… WHO DISCONNECTED? YOU ASK A QUESTION; HE ANSWERED; …; CORRECTLY! YOU PLAY YOUR PS4 AGAIN; YOU PLAY OUTSIDE LATER; YOU TAKE A PENALTY; YOU SCORED; YOU MAKE AN EAGLE GESTURE; YOU ARE NOT BANNED; YOU GO TO THE FANS; YOU GET FOULED; YOU GET HIT IN THE HEAD BY A BALL, AND YOU DIE ON THAT WAY; THE END