Chapter I
A man awoke from his sleep and stretched. He rubbed his eyes and looked out his window. The vibrant gray was a beautiful sight to him, as it was everyday. No one was outside yet, there were barely any new memes circulating on the screens outside his home. He opened his closet and looked through his arrangement of shirts and pants. He picked out a plain white shirt and jeans and made sure to clip his ID on a visible place. The ID identified him by his username, “Nineteen_Official”, his join date of 10/27/2022, and a photo of his face. The good MSMGian kept their ID clean and visible at all times, he knew that well.
He went into the kitchen and turned on the TV. The TV showed the MSMGSOC logo, beautiful as always, with the two hands of the memers shaking. Below it was the text, “Broadcast begins at 7:30, please tune in later.” The man groaned. Suddenly, a speaker next to the TV said, “User, do not criticize the MSMGSOC glorious television policies in any way! This is your first warning! Glory to MSMG!”
Seeing nothing to do, and since his watch said it was 7:00, Nineteen_Official decided to make some breakfast. He opened a cabinet in his kitchen and pulled out a plain orange box. On the top it said in Helvetica font, “MINISTRY OF DISTRIBUTION”. Below that, it said, “STANDARD CEREAL GRAIN FOR CONSUMPTION.” Perfect. Nineteen opened the box and poured a hearty amount into his bowl. Suddenly, the speaker said again, “User, do not be greedy! Fill your bowl to the dotted line only! This is your second warning!” He looked at the bowl. The line was a little less than halfway. He mentally grumbled and poured the excess cereal back into the box. He poured the milk in and sat down. The cereal was good. The dullness of the grains contrasted the sourness of the milk and made a delicious concoction, or at least that was what he had been told.
7:30 arrived, and Nineteen turned on his television. The sign on began. “Rise for our stream’s glorious anthem!” Nineteen rose from his couch and saluted as the anthem played, beginning the broadcasting of the day.
“All Hail MSMG,
Her cause is true and glorious!
All Hail MSMG,
Her armies are victorious!
What sustains us never dies,
The site mods, steadfast, at our side!
They guide us always, firm, and wise,
The light of truth, far and wide.
All Hail MSMG,
Her cause is true and glorious!
All Hail MSMG,
Her armies are victorious!..."
The anthem went on, and Nineteen enjoyed every moment of it.
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