LMFAO-

LMAOOO

ITS NOT ENOUGH

you didn’t do mine

*le sad cookie noises*

I'm taking your pie n o w

Uhh, maybe?

okay-
*le removal or somethin ig*
get on now

You aren't gonna forget this time.
get on before I change my mind and take the top.

...well?

U - u h h h h h

I'm waiting...

[A few hours later or so...]

. . .

NO

[Smacks the pie out of your hands]

*Inhales it in midair*
you tried-

F**k-

you want your pie back..?

N-no?

Ok.
Want your virginity back?

Wait wha-

that's something I stole a while back-

U h h h h -

I feel like you would have remembered too...
Would you like me to refresh your memory?

HA