he’s looking at the post above

He's surprised by how true it is.

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P**is fruit

NERD FISH <3

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GELP?

i found me strawberries
/j

u when danny

me and lavy strawberries*
/j

“sir, i’m here about your late tax payments!”

i don't care who the irs sends
actually i do i'll pay my taxes for you nerd fish

ong

i will sacrifice myself for nerd fish

he’d probably bite a universe in half just for “the sillies”

nah
he'd probably be looked down upon by other members of his species for eating coral and stuff and not sharks and other dunkelosteus

LMFAOOOOOPPP0P
he’d probably say “What?! i’m eating in decency here.”

the other dunkleosteus would probably maul him for feeding smaller hungry placoderms with carrion on the sea floor

he’d probably dodge it by doing some goofy shi like calling the irs on them

bro's probably got the pearliest of whites tho
he got that colgate while other dunkleosteus just don't do anything at all about their tooth plates

LITERALLY “You guys just eat food?! and not brush TWICE a day?! simply preposterous!!, here, take this toothpaste and use it!”

him<3

Flaky htf lookin ass

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real