Shut your f**king face, Uncle F**ka
You're a cock sucking, ass licking Uncle F**ka
You're an Uncle F**ka, yes, it's true
Nobody f**ks uncles quite like you
Shut your f**king face, Uncle F**ka
You're the one that f**ked your uncle, Uncle F**ka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just f**k your uncle all day long
What's going on here?
F**ker, f**ker, Uncle F**ka
Uncle F**ka, Uncle F**ka
Shut your f**king face, Uncle F**ka
You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle F**ka
You're an Uncle F**ka, I must say
We f**ked your uncle yesterday?
Uncle F**ka that's U N C L E
F**k you, Uncle F**ka, get out
Suck my balls