???: You ok?

*He just stares.*

Blood God Melmezor: *teleports him inside* *you see him*
Shadowborn Daybreak Death: Eternal, Why did you bring a mortal Demon into the Hell House?
Shadowborn Daybreak Eternal: He was homeless.
Shadowborn Daybreak Death: Oh...

*He smiled weakly.*

Shadowborn Daybreak Death: *clap clap* Welcome to the Hell House. The place wheree Black Soul and Blood God Poke Fusions + The Shadow Killers live.
*there is a loud crash as a vase shatters*
Shadowborn Daybreak Death: BLOOD GOD SLYCEON, YOU FIX THAT NOW OR YOUR RENT GETS RAISED!!!
???: Sory, Death!

"..Do I have to pay rent...?"

Shadowborn Daybreak Death: We have a rule: You don't need to pay until you get a job. So for now no.

"Alrighty.."

Shadowborn Daybreak Death: BLOOD GOD DIGNINJA!! Take him to his room!
???: Right away Death! *teleports Him to his room* Enjoy!
*the room has a King sized bed with a minibar and a minifridge, plus a storage chest

"Woah..."
*His tail started wagging.*

*There is more chaos downstairs and Shadowborn Daybreak Death shouting*

"n....no.."

???: What happend?

"I got kicked out of my own house for looking at a guy."

???: WHAT!?
*he appears*
???: Shadowborn Daybreak Eternal, What's wrong?

"Y...yeah..My boyfriend kicked me out because I looked at some random guy...Now im homeless with nothing to eat or drink.."
*He sighed.*

Shadowborn Daybreak Eternal: Well, I'm sure we have room in our mansion. Wanna come?
???: Eternal, Think this trough, we don't know him.
Shadowborn Daybreak Eternal: Oh keep your head on, Blood God Melmezor.

"I...I'm..kinda scared of you both but...alright..."

Blood God Melmezor: Aren't u a demon?

"Mhm.."

Blood God Melmezor: So are we. Your fine.
*eternal teleports them* *there is a black and red mansion*
Shadowborn Daybreak Eternal: Enter!

*He turned into this..thing and teleported to them.*

*more scremming and chaos*
*death keeps roaring everybody to stop*

"...Stop."
*He says in a very loud voice.*
"or I'll kiss you all."

*they all stop*

"Good!!"
*He smiled.*

*they resume*
Shadowborn Daybreak Death: AGHHHH!!! ENOUGH!!!!! *explodes in a raging inferno* *resurrects* *they all get launched back* NEXT TIME, I'M DETSROYING THIS F**KING MANSION!!!

"I WILL MAKE OUT WITH ALL OF YOU."

*they continue*
Shadowborn Daybreak Death: *turns into The Malice Consumed* STOP, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*they all stop and run to their rooms*

".

well."

(oop forgot to put The Malice Consumed)

Moai: you ok bud?

"no.."

Ok cool, but why?

I WANNA DO THIS BUT IDK WHAT CHAR TO USE

U: helo.

Wario: what are you crying you ungreedy poop?

"do deez nu--"

Wario: ALRIGHT FINE WE WILL DO LOGAN

"Maybe even imagine dragons."

Wario: yes, let’s do that one.

"mmmkkkk."

Wario: so do you want the money or no?

"I don't need it, But thank you."

Wario: I know a guy you can stay with.

"Oh?"

Waluigi: YOU CAN STAY WITH ME IT IS OPTIONAL THOUGH WAHAHAGAHAHAHAHGAAHHAHAGAGAGAFGSVD RVEB

"..I got kicked out of my own house.."

Wario: what’s your name? I’ll give you half my bank account OKAH?

"Im...uh...I don't really have one..."

Wario: why the everlivin shrooms do you have no name

"I was made in a lab..I guess you can call me 8002."

Wario: you need a dadgum name, how
about……deez.

"I like Joe more."

Wario: no,
How about Ligma?

"Maybe Candice?"

Wario: im running outta puns, let’s do deez.

[man really just AHWWUHSBDHEJJE9XJABAHAHSBHHAHHHSHIDEODK'ed]
"Ooohhhh!"

Waluigi: SO DO U WANT OR NO HAHEBSBSHDVSBSBSBDBDNDNDNDNDNDNNDNDNDNDNDJSHENDNDJSNSBANANSNDNNDBDBD

"Sure."

Wario: yay
Waluigi:wahhwhwhwhshsbwbsbeebebebdbejjejendndjrjerjrnendndmdmdndndn OOPS FORGOT CAPS SHEHNSNSNSNSNDNDNDNDNDNDNNDNDND

"HSAHAHHABSBERDBSBBAABBHSNA.DSJISJENEHEESSBWJJSNDHEUWYYEIWPALAKHFHFBNAMALKENDHDSBHSHSNSNS"

Wario: so here is our place aight?

"Woah."

Wario: now let’s check inside