[Oh dear, it looks like Shade's stepping on you with his goofy ahh shoes-]

finally, the perfect pov...
hehe~

AAAA

hello-
a-a little help..?

WTF

I'm a little stuck as you can see.

OH GOD

...
I'll take that as a no..

AAAA

will I ever catch a break..?

*gets up and flies away*

what, you thinking I could get you when I'm being crushed?

i don't like you

not many people do-

*throws a can of anti-horny pills at you*

what..?
I can't even move in the first place..

that's even better!

I'm trapped under this thing's feet-
which is interesting considering what the past has been-

those are shoes, not feet

still-

well, you see, i AM the thing.

then how come I'm still stuck eh?

your bones are broken

You know I don't really move with them all the time-
*telekenesis yeets me at you*

*dodges*

*I just continue going towards the Sun and I frickin' die*

W

*the Sun goes supernova*

[Starts to back tf away]

the goofball

But he's stepping on you, crushing your bones-

but he's still the goofball

Mhm

goofiest

The goofy ahh-

can i have this without the text?

Here

he has no pp 💀

But he sure is about to f**king crush you-

wait NO- *crushes skull*

Slep

Step

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