Cosmikraken is/was in an almost eternal battle with Galactilobster
And several billion years later, as Cosmikraken shot out ink in an effort to blind Galactilobster, the ink collided with a Red Giant, and Crimson Star was Born
He then used chunks of himself to create the funny idiot family
Drill split off to the earth and wrapped around the outer core to rest
Tank's shell became a mountain as he slept
Mace found an affinity for slugs, so he joined them, and later found Mossy years later, who was being used to give humans the regenerative abilities of slugs
Emerald set off to explore the universe
And Le Idiot's ancestors stayed in the safety of the void
Millions of years later, in the modern era, Le Idiot is alive and still in the safety of the white void
And then the funny starts as he meets his million/billion-year old cousins
And as Le Idiot spreads accidental chaos, Mechidiot is created to protect humanity, which is later replaced by Impostor, making him the Squilliam to Mechidiot's Squidward
And thus, the Void Defense Agency (V.D.A.) is formed
I just thought of this in a rush lmao
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