yay *does the kazachok*

Levi: ……. eh. Ain’t too worried about it.

L

Pump: Alice!

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Afo: *attacks the city*
Me: oh no

Pump: *goes to help Sasha defeat Afo*

Afo: *destroys the world trade center*
Me: what the fudge?! That's terrorism!
Afo: I do not care

Pump: ....

Me: *attacks afo*
Afo: *dodges*

Pump: ...

Me: *yeets afo to Australia*

Pump: ...

Me: hi

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: How are you?

Me: good

Pump: Me too.

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Ignia: so what now?
Me: idk

Pump: Me neither.

Me: I'm going home

Pump: Can I come too?

Me: sure

Pump: OK. Thanks.

Me: you're welcome *walks home*

Pump: *goes with Sasha*

*at my house*
Me: ...

Pump: Hi.

Ignia: *attacks shiggy*
Shiggy: *dodges*

Pump: ...

Ignia: *continues attacking shiggy*
Shiggy: *continues to dodge*

Pump: ...

Ignia: *yeets shiggy to Australia*

Pump: ...

Ignia: ...

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: ...

shut up

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: What do you want to do?

Me: ...

Pump: Sasha... It's your turn.

Inei: *attacks*

Pump: Inei!

My brother: who's inei

Pump: A bad guy.

My brother: oh ok

Pump: ..

Inei: *continues attacking*

Pump: *counter attacks*

Ignia: so what now?

Pump: *shrugs*

*time suddenly freezes*

Pump: Wait, what happened?

Ignia: it's a card
Me: but haven't we captured the time card before?
Ignia: yeah we have
Me: that's weird

Pump: ...

Me: *spawns a copy of Sakura's key* Key which hides the powers of the dark,
Reveal your true form before me.
Release! *The key turns into a staff*

Pump: ...

Me: *runs to the clock tower*

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Infinite: *attacks*

Me: *dodges and counters*

Infinite: *creates a bunch of blocks*

Me: ...

Ron: Hurry up and jump, Sasha, you're going to lose!

Me: *jumps*

Infinite: *attacks again*

Me: *dodges and counters*

Infinite: *creates more cubes*

Me: idk

Pump: I brought my NES...

Me: ...

Pump: And... some games.

My brother: *walks in* oh hi

Pump: I brought 30 NES games

Me: ok

Pump: We got Baloon Fight, Bubble Bobble, Castlevania, Castlevania II, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Jr., Double Dragon II, Dr. Mario, Excitebike, Final Fantasy, Galaga, Ghosts n Goblins, Gladius, Kid Icarus, Kirby's Adventure, Mario Bros., Mega Man 2, Metroid, Mega Man, Ninja Gaiden, Pac-Man, Punch-Out, StarTropics, Super C, Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Bros. 3, Tecmo Bowl, Zelda 1, and Zelda 2.

Me: ...

Pump: So... what are you thinking?

Ignia: the area is still flooded
Me: I guess school is cancelled today

Pump: ...

Me: I guess I'm going home

Pump: Me too.

Me: *goes home*

Pump: *does the same*

Me: *starts playing Roblox*

Pump: *joins Sasha*

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Ignia: what happened to the world trade center?

Pump: Afo committed 9/11 2.

Ignia: so how are we going to fix it?
Me: I don't think we can

Pump: Be like my hero Parappa.

Me: maybe we could fix it with the repair card

Pump: I gotta believe!

Me: *spawns a version of Sakura's key* Key which hides the forces of dreams,
Reveal your true form before me.
Release! *the key turns into a staff*

Pump: ...

Me: *uses the repair card*
The world trade center: *repaired*

Pump: I... want to give you something.

Me: *spawns a copy of Sakura's key* Key which hides the powers of the dark,
Reveal your true form before me.
Release

Infinite: Cards aren't allowed!

Me: I don't give a f*ck

Infinite: Woah! Let's keep things Rated E

Me: ok *uses the sword card*

Infinite: *traps Sasha in a cage*

Me: *breaks out of the cage*

Infinite : *traps Sasha in another cage and locks it*

Me: well fudge

Infinite: That's what you get for cheating!

Me: ...

Pump: ..m

Shiggy: hello
Me: oh no

Pump: ...

Shiggy: *attacks*

Pump: *dodges*

Shiggy: *kills ignia*

Pump: *places his Wispon on Ignia*

Shiggy: *continues attacking*

Pump: ...

Me: *runs outside*

Pump: *does the same*

*outside*
Me: *uses the fly card and looks for the card*

Pump: ...

Me: *continues looking*

Pump: *thinking* I should go help her... *flies*

Me: *continues looking*

Pump: *also looking*

Me: *finds the card and captures it*

Pump: ...

Me: *continues progressing*

Pump: It's a real maze!

Me: *continues progressing*

Pump: But you got this!

Me: *continues progressing*

Pump: ...

Me: *continues progressing*

Pump: ...

Me: *continues progressing*

Pump: You're doing good.

Me: *finishes the level*

Pump: Ready for the boss?

Me: yep

Pump: OK...

Me: *starts attacking the boss*

Pump: ...

Me: *continues attacking the boss*

Pump: ...

Me: *defeats the boss*

Pump: Good job.

Me: I'm going to bed

Pump: OK.

Me: *goes to bed*

Pump: *gets into bed with Sasha*

*the next day*
Me: *runs to school*

Pump: *does the same*

*at school*
Ignia: hi
Me: hi

Pump: Sasha, can I tell you a secret.

Me: sure

Pump: OK... *whispers* I have severe autophobia.

Me: *despawns it*

Infinite: You need to fight me on your own.

Me: ...

Infinite: WITHOUT WEAPONS!

Me: fudge

Infinite: Do it how the kid would do it.

Me: ...

Ron: He means dodge his attack and then counter attack.

Me: oh ok

Infinite: *moves as far away as possible*

Me: ...

Pump: You wanna try?

Me: sure

Pump: OK. *passes the controller*

Melli: So, basically i only know how to draw humans and just humans because I can’t do fur, or other metrical and that stuff so yeah show me an artwork of mine if you disagree because it looks like I can’t do so

Me: *starts progressing through the level*

(Which)

(???)

(Mega Man games aren't linear. You can select any boss from the start.

(sigma)

(Sigma is only in the X series. For Mega Man 2, you can choose between Metal Man, Bubble Man, Heat Man, Wood Man, Air Man, Crash Man, and Flash Man)

Me: pretty much Sakura and never created her key. The key evolved.
Ignia: maybe you need to make the key evolve
Me: how do I do that

Pump: ...

Ignia: you would be able to if you had enough magic in you
Me: but the question is do I have magic
Ignia: you should know
Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: I guess I could try
Ignia: ...
Me: *tries to evolve the key*

Pump: ...

Me: *successfully evolves the key*

Pump: ...

Me: huh I did it
Ignia: *plays victory music*

Pump: ...

Says the blue alt

Me: idk

Pump: I would've thought you'd've fallen off the platform at this point!

Me: *continues progressing*

Pump: Are you actually gonna do it?

Me: *gets a game over*

Pump: I warned you, Sashs

Me: ...

Sasha*
Pump: Wanna try a different stage?

Me: sure

Pump: OK, which one?

Me: I guess we can play donkey kong

Pump: OK. *puts in Donkey Kong*

Me: ...

Pump: Ready.

Me: ...

Pump: READY?

Me: yeah

Pump: OK. *selects 2 player Game A*

Me: ...

Pump: *dies to a barrel*

Inei: *dodges*

Pump: ...

Me: *yeets inei to Austria-Hungary*

Pump: *sighs*

Me: ...

Pump: So... what now?

Me: idk

Pump: *boots up Mega Man 2*

Me: ...

Pump: *selects Difficult mode*

Me: ok

Pump: Which... is why I slept with you last night.

Me: ok

Pump: ...

Me: *sits at my desk*

Pump: *sits at his desk*

Me: *takes out a book and starts reading it*

Pump: *reads his book*

Me: ...

Pump: *thinking* Curley’s wife is kind of a jerk.

(heat man)

(If this is for the meme I swear)
Pump: Heat Man? OK...

(what meme?)
Me: *continues progressing through the level*

(The Air Man meme)
Pump: Are you sure you don't wanna take out Air Man first?

Me: yes

Pump: Absolutely sure? This stage is REALLY hard if you don't have Item 2.

Me: yes I'm sure

Pump: OK. But if you get a Game Over, don't say I didn't warn you.

Me: *continues progressing through the level*

Pump: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?

Me: flash man

Pump: You sure?

Me: yes I'm sure

Pump: It's a really difficult stage.

Me: *starts progressing through the level*

Pump: ...

Me: *continues progressing*

Pump: Go Sasha!

Me: *continues progressing*

Pump: ...

Me: ???

Pump: Let me go get it. *runs home*

Me: ...

Pump: *comes back with his PS4 and gives it to Sasha*

Me: key that hides the power of dawn. Release! *The key turns into a staff*

Pump: ...

Me: *captures the card successfully*
*Time unfreezes*

Pump: ...

Me: I didn't think I could do that
Ignia: well now you know you can

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: *tries to capture the card but it doesn't work*
Ignia: ...

Pump: ...

Pump: ...

Me: that's weird it didn't work
Ignia: maybe you need to use a different version of Sakura's key
Me: well let's see if it works *spawns a different version* Key which hides the forces of dreams,
Reveal your true form before me.
Release! *the key turns into a staff*

Pump: *crosses fingers*

Me: *tries to capture the card again but it doesn't work*
Ignia: ...

Pump: ...

Me: maybe it isn't a card
Opal: it is a card. I can sense it.
Me: then how come I can't capture it
Opal: maybe you need to use a different key
Me: but I already tried that
Opal: you need to create a key
Me: how in the world do I do that
Opal: I don't know

Pump: ...

Me: *looks up how Sakura created her key*

Pump: ...

Inei: *laughs evily*

Infinite: Hi Inei.

Inei: hi

Infinite: Wanna help me beat up this kid?

Inei: sure
Me: *appears*

Infinite: Sasha.

Me: ...

Infinite: You just HAD to come in while I was focusing on defeating the kid, didn't you.

Me: yep

Infinite: *attacks Pump*
Pump: *dies*

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Teacher: ok class today is game day so I'm going to go get the card games and board games

Pump: *silent cheering*

Teacher: *goes to get the board games*
*It suddenly starts raining*
Me: strange it wasn't supposed to rain today

Pump: Maybe it's a card

Opal: it is
Teacher: ok kids we need to evacuate the school it's starting to flood outside
The class: *leaves the room*
Teacher: *also leaves the room*
Me: *takes out a key* key that hides the power of dawn. Reveal your true form before me. Release! *The key turns into a staff*

Pump: ...

Me: *jumps*

Infinite: *attacks yet again*

Me: *dodges and counters*

Infinite: *retreats*

Me: huh I won

Pump: Yeah you did!

Me: ...

Pump: *high fives Sasha*

Me: ...

Pump: Oh yeah, my Wispon landed on me when I died.

Me: ...

Pump: There's gotta be... a key, right?
Infinite: Nope. I made it ununlockable.

Me: *spawns a keyblade and unlocks the cage*

Infinite: You just outsmarted me.

Me: yep

Infinite: *high fives Sasha*

Me: ...

Infinite: Well, back to fighting.

Me: *spawns the master sword"

Infinite: I hope you don't intend on using that.