Dad of the year.

DAD STOP; YOUR MOM JUST DIED. YOU COULDA SAVED HER; PLEASE, DAD. NOT NOW. OH RIGHT, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO A PRIVATE MEDICAL SCHOOL. DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS NOW? YOUR MOM WOULD'VE BEEN SO PROUD OF YOU. *SIGH*; NO, YOU WANTED TO GO TO THE PRIVATE ARTS SCHOOL TO LEARN DO GRAPHIC DESIGN. ... WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HER AS A PDF OR AT LEAST MAKE A BACKUP?! <CONFUSION INTENSIFIES>