Maury Lie Detector

I just kidnapped 2 children held them hostage killed one of them I think I should put them in acid to clean the evidence including the living one

bro you wanna talk?

YOU
KNOW
WHAT
IT
IS

yes

Bored…

I'm great :D

You?

No.

Not great.

Not great at all.

Do you wanna talk about it?

See reply to Neon

Wanna talk about it with me and bubonic?

Nah it ain't depression its just not-so-mild life inconveniences happening all at once

What are they?

Say one of them

*Yakko's World theme*

I have to wear a stupid getup to school for a project (it isn't even good since I rushed it)
My parents yelled at me for not telling them ahead of time
I failed a Bio test (The first test in my entire school history since Kindergarten that I've failed)
I got forced to sign up for choir and I have to sing the same 3 lines a hundred times until I get it perfect IN ONE DAY

I feel sorry for you

God really be testing me now ain't he

Ye but arter this god will probably show you something that is gonna surprise you

Yeah ik ik

Guess i just needed that reminder

Are you Christian?

Yes

Same and funny enough my name is Christian (with c and h)