Thanks to Jaws for the new art of Pump

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Me: where in the world am I?

Eggman: *also appears*
Pump: We're surrounded!

Me: *spawns a copy of Sakura's key* Key which hides the powers of the dark,
Reveal your true form before me.
Release!

Infinite: I really hope you don't intend on actually using cards, Sasha.

Me: *despawns the copy of Sakura's key*

Infinite: You need to fight fair and square.

Me: ...

Infinite: So no help from cards, or your friends, or your watch car, or anything!

Me: well fudge

Infinite: ...

Me: ...

Ron: Though that's just a guess, because he never existed in this timeline.

Ignia: ...

Ron: ...

Ignia: *attacks infinite*

Infinite: *blocks the attack*

Ignia: *continues attacking infinite*

Infinite: *continues blocking*

Ignia: fudge I can't beat him
Me: oh no

Ron: ...

Ignia: so what now?
Me: I honestly don't know

Infinite: *attacks yet again*

Me: *dodges and counters*

Infinite: *retreats*

Me: huh I won

Pump: Yeah you did!

Me: ...

Pump: *high fives Sasha*

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Ignia: so what now?

Pump: ...

Frieza: *attacks me*
Me: *dodges*

Pump: ...

Frieza: *attempts to destroy the world*
Me: this is gonna end badly

Pump: ...

Hiroshi: *yeets Frieza to universe 2*

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: You got this.

Me: *continues attacking inei*
Inei: *continues to dodge*
Me: *spawns the Master sword*
Inei: *dodges*
Me: what?! how?!
Inei: *smirks evily*

Pump: ...

Inei: *attacks me*
Me: *dodges*

Pump: ...

Althea: *walks in*

Pump: Althea! Thank goodness!

Althea: what is going on?

Pump: Inei's here!

Althea: wait what?!
Me: yep

Pump: ...

Me: *wakes up*

Pump: ...

Frieza: *attacks the city*
Me: oh no

Pump: Frieza!

Me: *runs outside*

Pump: ...

Frieza: *continues attacking*

Pump: ...

Me: *attacks Frieza*
Frieza: *dodges*

Ron: Huh?

Me: I thought I saw pump for a sec

Pump: Oh, were you in a timeline where I don't exist.

Me: hi pump

Ron: Don't worry. You're back in the normal timeline now.

Me: thank god

Pump: But Infinite...

Me: ???

Pump: Infinite's still out there... trying to kill me.

Me: well fudge

Ron: You're in an alternate timeline.

Me: oh hi Ron

Ron: Hi.

Ignia: hey guys do you know where pumps is?

Ron: Who?

Ignia: are you saying you don't know who pump is?

Ron: Yeah.

Ignia: am I in an alternate timeline?
Me: yeah

Ron: In this timeline, he never existed.

Ignia: so that means infinite doesn't exist either

*the Egg Pawns run up behind them*

Me: *puts up a barrier*

Infinite: *activates anti-barrier*

Me: well fudge

Ron: This would've never happened if you hadn't done anything!

Me: I'm sorry

Ron: I forgive you.

Ignia: I really think we should start running

Pump: *starts running*

Me: wait pump doesn't exist in this timeline

Pump: And my immortality is gone again...

Me: fudge

Pump: What do we do?

Me: I honestly don't know

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Inei: *attacks*

Infinite: *appears*

Me: oh no

Infinite: *attacks*

Me: *dodges and counters*

Infinite: *creates a bunch of blocks*

Me: ...

Pump: Hurry up and jump, Sasha, you're going to lose+

Me: *jumps*

Infinite: *attacks again*

Me: *dodges and counters*

Infinite: *creates more cubes*

Me: *jumps*

Pump: ...

Inei: *kills althea*

Pump: ...

Me: oh no
Inei: *attacks pump*

Pump: ...

Me: *attacks inei*

Pump: ...

Inei: *dies*
Me: ...

Pump: ...

Ignia: so what now?

Infinite: *clones Sasha*

Me: *attacks the clone*

Infinite: *creates more clones*

Me: well fudge

Ron: I told you we were doomed!

Ignia: *goes into rage mode and attacks infinite*

Sasha clone: *attacks Ignia*

Ignia: *dodges*
Me: ...

Ron: Ignia might be a better fighter than Pump ever was.

Me: maybe

Infinite: *activates anti-watchcar*
Ron: You can't use your watch car either!

Me: darn it!

Ron: ...

Hiroshi: *appears and goes super Saiyan god*

Infinite: *activates anti-Saiyan*

Me:

Ron: ...

Me: *punches infinite 300 times*

Infinite: *blocks all of it*

Me: *continues punching*

Infinite: *continues blocking*

Me: *uses ultra instinct*

Infinite: *activates anti-UI*

Me: seriously?!

Ron: Seriously.

Me: *summons a Pikachu*

Infinite: *activates anti-Pokemon*

Mario: itsa me mario

Ron: Mario?

Mario: *takes out a keyblade and starts attacking infinite*

Pump: *shrugs*

Ignia: ...

Pump: ...

Inei: *attacks*

Pump: *dodges*

Ignia: *attacks inei*

Pump: ...

Inei: *kills ignia*

Pump: No!

Me: *attacks inei*
Inei: *dodges*

Infinite: You need to fight me alone.

Me: *starts panicking*

Infinite: WITHOUT WEAPONS!

Me: I guess I'm gonna die

Infinite: Do it how the kid would do it.

Me: ...

Pump: He means dodge his attack and then counter attack.

Me: oh ok

Infinite: *moves as far away as possible*

Me: ...

Ron: ...

Me: *spawns a copy of Sakura's key* Key which hides the powers of the dark,
Reveal your true form before me.
Release! *The key turns into a staff*

Ron: ...

Me: *uses the sword card and attacks infinite*

Infinite: *activates the anti-card*

Me: what's the anti-card?

Ron: It basically means you can't use cards against it.

Me: well fudge I guess I'll have to try something else

Ron: ...

Me: *summons chihiro*

*a bunch of Egg Pawns spawn*

Me: well fudge

*they all attack in unison*

Me: *dodges*

*even more Egg Pawns spawn*

Ignia: I think we should run

Ron: This is all because Sasha tried to come up with a way to fight him!

Me: RUN! *Starts running*
Ignia: ...

Ron: *attacks Sasha in anger*

Me: *dodges*

Infinite: *activates anti-Keyblade*

Me:

Ron: ...

Me: *spawns the master sword and attacks infinite*

Infinite: *activates anti-master sword*

Me:

Infinite: Too bad.

Me: *uses the master sword anyway*

Egg Pawn: *attacks Sasha*

Me: *dodges*

Pump: *shrugs*

Me: I'm going home

Pump: OK.

Me: *goes home*

Pump: *does the same*

Me: *goes to bed*

Pump: *does the same*

*the next morning*
Me: *still asleep*

Pump: *wakes up*

Me: ...

Ron: No, Infinite still exists, but Sonic lost the fight against Eggman and Infinite in this timeline, leaving Eggman and Infinite to rule the world.

Me: what?!

Ron: In other words, we're doomed.

Me: time to kill eggman

Ron: Woah, woah, woah! If you do that, Infinite's gonna kill you!

Me: I do not care

Ron: ...

Me: *runs to eggman and slaps him across the face*

Infinite: *sends Sasha into spikes*

Me: *dodges*

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