Sir, I received a report you're selling spice. It's not the drug kind, officer, just pumpkin spice coffee creamer. Pumpkin spice potato chips. Pumpkin spice bubble gum. Pumpkin spice toothpaste. Pumpkin spice corn flakes. Pumpkin spice hand sanitizer. And pumpkin spice cologne. And this is why we banned it, sir.
