goofy ahh sahde

Very goofy ahh

sahde

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[Also, help-]

I NEED HELP

DUDE, SAME

can I lic..?
WAIT WRONG POST-

nO

Ah, I've pinpointed them all now.
looks like you're pan-ticklish.
or you can't handle it anywhere on you.

I can blow up on command.

You forgot that I can just remove that feature.

*blows up*

*time rewinded 20 seconds*
you know what?
no exploding for you.
*explosions set to OFF*

sadness

now, shall we begin?
Trust me, I'm being FAR nicer to you than Idk.

JUST CHOKE ME

oh, you like that eh..?
I can help with that~

*starts running away*

Hey, I said "cmere" not go away!
*random force yanks you back by the feet*

*doesn't have feet*

*where the feet would be*
*so like phantom pain ig*
Sorry, but you're not going anywhere...

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

not until you're completely used that is~!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

now let's start with...
hmm...
I'll take a moment to observe your weak points.

i don't have any

Maybe as far as attacks go, but I'm planning on a bit of a tickling fight.

you're still witnessing.
wanna join~?

N-no...

[Slowly backing away]

did I ever say you had a choice?

U-uhhhhhhhh

No, I didn't.
You can either run and I'll yank you back over here, or you can consensually get over here.

Uhhhhhhhh

[Disappears instead]

*I force milk down your throat somehow, and your potion of invisibility wears off*
now, what else shall you have in your mouth?

U-uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

what?
Even I'm hungry.
Any preference as far as it goes..?

Hmm, maybe, but not rn-

well same-
I still gotta watch what I say on a school device-

Mhm

Oh-

Hell, even I helped make it.
The entire community usually donates ingredients at night...
whether from a cow, goat, or human...

Understandable, I guess-

anyways, it has...
"unique"
effects on the drinker.
you'll find out what they are soon, but would you like me to specify?

Uhh, nah..?

okay-
have fun with the extra enhancement~

Uhh, okay-

if this were to continue it would probably not be a bad idea to take it to memechat ig-

K-kinda..?

Specify, then~

U-uhhhhhhhh

Well sh*t, I forgot-

oh well, I'm sure you'll like a taste of this~!













*gives choccy milk*

Thank you-

[Takes it and drinks it]

Oh sorry, I forgot to tell you that it is VERY locally made~

[Stops drinking it]

Wha-

in fact, I can't tell but I think that YOU made a few of the ingredients...

LMAO

MOTHER, HELP-

AAAAA

AAAAAAAA

AAAAAA
WAIT
JUST DON'T REPLY!!!

NO

WAKE UP OR I'LL DO FRONT!

*too tired*

...
Your choice...
I'll not only that, but all three~!

...

*2 hours of something due to poor decision-making later..*

*still asleep*

hmm...
well, you'll know what happened when you wake up...
g'night mate

nothing!

Uhh, okay then-

*shakes head*

of couRSE you're not ready.
that's what's going to make it all the more fun~

BHNJSHYGETVFGBDJUHFYGHBNJKFUHYGJKIFJGUHJKGIJUHY

I mean, I could do le choke thing, or.
I could commit ligma.

,

so.
what will it be?
...or both?

none

Sorry, but...
THAT'S NOT AN OPTION.
pick your poison or I'll give them both to you.

*shoots 7 tons of anti horny pills at you*

*At this point I've prepared*
*washes it down with an uno reverse card*

Not front.

okay, I still need you to make a decision between the other two though~

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

take your time to think, or I could just use my hand for the other~!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Or, you know, I could just take care of one, then the other.
Your choice~!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*about 20 mins later*

*asleep*

...
WAKE UP!

This better be like that covid shot.

well, it will be involving something being placed inside you...
I'd say the experience could last anywhere from 20 to 50 minutes.

THIS WILL NOT BE LIKE THAT COVID SHOT

The sooner it's done, the sooner you won't have to do it for another hundred years~!
Or anyone, for that matter...

Well, that makes it a bit better...

and don't worry, I'll give you the choice on where you want it!

eh.......

and whether you want the aftermath "in" or "on"

i would prefer in...

mmk~
choose a hole then..!
top, front, or back?
*me trying to dodge word filter on device be like*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well, hehe~
I'd say you're screwed now, but this is just the beginning~

WAIT
*shoves another uno reverse card down your throat*

I prepared, buddy~
*rinse and repeat of the reverse card*

*another one*

wait a minute, I tied your hands behind you-
*another card and deletes your collection of uno reverse cards*

TELEKINESIS

well, either way, you're out of them now~
you really did make the worst possible decisions, didn't you~?
Doesn't matter now, you'll experience something MUCH more interesting than what I had in mind for you~!

*summons army of large sharp objects*

*deletes the objects*
sorry, but you're not allowed to halt the process eternally...
just get it over with~!

.

my main way of choking is by stuffing the mouth, and depending on whether the "object" reaches far enough or not, I may plug the nose..
Does that work for ya~?

wait, what are you going to use to choke me?

oh, something I've owned my entire life~

*cuts it off and throws it away*

ow-
*time rewinds again*
I'll have to take that, err, sharp object away from you.
Who knows who could get hurt from it?

*cuts it off AGAIN*

Okay that's it-
*rewinds time much further*
hmm, let's just speed things up here.
*Ties hands behind back*
there.

shit.

alright, now, you ready..?

NO

u h h -
oops

also, those are shoes

I guess I would have removed them-

shade doesn't even have feet

I'll make do with what I get-

🤨

and since they apparently don't have feet you're plan B.

oh no

c'mere~