Lilipop: HEY, [Person 1]!
[Person 1]: What?
Lilipop: [Person 2] is secretly a whale in disguise!
[Person 2]: HUH?!
[Person 3]: No! [Person 2]'s a chipmunk!
[Person 4]'s the whale!
[Person 4]: WHY ARE YOU BRINGING ME INTO THIS, [PERSON 3]?!
Lilipop: I love causing arguments! >:)
[Person 2]: I'm NOT a chipmunk NOR a whale!
[Person 3]: Liar!
[Person 2]: ಠ_ಠ
[Person 1]: LET'S SETTLE THIS IN A GAME OF UNO!
[Person 2]: OK!
~Later~
[Person 2]: Uno and BOOM! I'm not a whale!
[Person 1]: ACTUALLY, whales are very smart because they have big heads so they must have big brains. So they would be smart enough to beat me in Uno!
[Person 2]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
[Person 5]: CAN YOU TWO SHUT UP?!
Lilipop: MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
[Person 5]: >:(
Lilipop: >:); THE END