Trying to make a version of the “Shadow The Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherf**ker” text thing but The Magnus Archives-
“I’ve come to make an announcement. Jane Prentice is a bitch ass motherf**ker. She tried to kill my boyfriend. That’s right. She let her gross slimy worms out and tried to kill my f**king boyfriend and she said the worms were “This big” and I said that’s disgusting, so I’m making a record of it on this Tape Recorder, Jane Prentice”; I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CONTINUE THIS- MAYBE REFERENCE THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS??? THAT WOULD WORK- WHY TF DID I WANT TO MAKE THIS