Warioware characters only, obviously

(OK!!!)
Mike: *is here*

Wario: Let's-a go!

Mike: What game are we doing first?

Wario: Mine!

Mike: Oh no!

Wario: Wah.

Mike: *gets ready*

Wario: *does the same*

Mike: BRING IT

Wario: Let's-a go!

Mike: Uhhh.. START THE GAME

*the game starts*

Mike: *breases trough it* *yawn*

Wario: That was just a warm up!

Mike: Make it harder!

Wario: Mona's up next.

Mike: START

*game starts*

Mike: *finishes*

Mona: *joins the party*

Huh my (Hu, May): Hey Iam cricket

Spitz: I’m the real Spitz!

(It’s a fake)

Spits: I’m 28 years old and I looove Wario.

Pump: I said it DOESN'T MATTER who you are!

Pump: It doesn't even matter who you are.
(I'm using Pump because he fits everywhere)

So, I'm not Nickelback?

Isn't it obvious already?
You're Blue

Kys

BLUE?!?

T-T I must be the worst person in the world, I am worse than Hitler, Osama, Eric Harris, And Matias Oyarzo!

Nah
I'll continue to defend you even tho you use slurs and are annoying

Mike: *dies*

Wario: Mike?

Mike: *more death*

Wario: Mike!

Mike: *DEADDDD*

Crygor: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!

Mike: *Undead* BOO *dead*

Crygor: Mike!

Mike: *undead* Bro.. Shouldn't you be sad?

Crygor: I am!

MIke: *crygor dies bc mike*

Penny: GRANDPAAAAAAA!

Mike: *shoots all but penny and shoots himself*

Penny: It's just me now...

Mike: *undead and kicks penny off bridge* I'm epic

*everyone's dead... you can no longer play the game.*

Mike: VICTORY

*the game is unplayable.*

NOICE