ME: AND THAT IS WHY I AM LIKE THAT
FRIEND: HUH? OH, SORRY. I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. MY BRAIN IS RUNNING AROUND MAKING PLANE NOISES WITH ITS ARMS STRETCHED OUT.
ME: *GETS UP AND STARTS TO RUN AROUND THE ROOM WITH ARMS STRETCHED OUT* NYYYYYYEEEEOOOORRRRRR!!
FRIEND: XD! EXACTLY!
ME: *RUNS TOWARDS A LARGE JENGA TOWER*
FRIEND: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING, PLEASE WRITE YOUR WILLS"
FRIEND: "IF YOUR CHILDREN EVER WANTED TO FLY A PLANE, NOW'S THEIR CHANCE. IT WON'T MAKE MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE..."
ME: *TACKLES THE TOWER AS LEGO PEOPLE WATCH IN TERROR*
FRIEND: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE LANDED AT YOUR FINAL DESTINATION. HELL!"