My goofy ahh auntie stabbed my grandpa with Longhorn Steakhouse knives. My sister caught me playing with my wiggly worm. So I threw a Kim Kardashian buttcheek at her. I force fed a whole bottle of melatonin to my father and he forgot to wake up. My doctor diagnosed me with Type 7 genital herpes and I got bumps all over my testicles
