part 2 to the pd rp (TW: Mentions of murder, turn away if sensitive)

Me: wait! Pump isn't dead!

Von Karma: *laughs*

Me: what's so funny?

Von Karma: You fool! You just came in to a murder trial, unannounced, and announced the victim isn't dead!

Me: I'm serious he isn't dead!

Von Karma: *beats Sasha with her whip*

Me: *dodges* well that wasn't very nice

Phoenix: Please tell me Franziska isn't prosecuting this case...

Me: ???

Phoenix: Franziska's the one who beat you.

Me: oh ok
Ignia: *walks in* what the heck is going on
Me: Ron's on trial for murder
Ignia: what?!

Maya: The police say Ron killed Buddy "Pump" Fan.

Ignia: but I saw pump yesterday

Ron: We have 3 days.

Me: *starts looking for pump*

Judge: Sasha, please stay here. In case you're called as a witness.

Me: ok
Ignia: *leaves to search for pump*

Judge: Court is now in session!
Phoenix: The defense is ready, Your Honor.
Winifred: The prosecution is ready, Your Honor!
Judge: Defense, you may call your first witness.
Phoenix: I would like to call Ignia to the stand!

Ignia: ok

Winifred: *beats Ignia with her whip* Fool! Get up there!

Ignia: *walks to the stand*

Judge: Witness, you may give your testimony.

Ignia: ok so yesterday I saw pump even though I thought he was dead then I asked how he wasn't dead and he said he made a sonic plush out of himself, threw it in a river, and hid in the closet for five years.

Judge: I see. Defense, please prepare for Cross Examination.

Ignia: what's cross examination?

Winifred: Foolish fool! Do you NOT know how a trial works?

Ignia: I do not know anything about trials whatsoever

Judge: Please give your testimony again, slowly!

Ignia: ok so yesterday I saw pump even though I thought he was dead

Phoenix: HOLD IT! Are you sure it was Pump you saw?

Ignia: yeah

Judge: Witness, please go on.

Ignia: then I asked how he wasn't dead

Phoenix: ...

Ignia: he said he made a sonic plush out of himself, threw it in a river, and hid in the closet for five years.

Phoenix: OBJECTION! Pump said the plush was made by Sonic, not himself!

Ignia: wait what?

Phoenix: *presents a log of exactly what Pump said*

Ignia: ...

Phoenix: You mind telling us something, Witness?

Ignia: I guess I got my words mixed up

Judge: Defense, you may call your...
Von Karma: *beats the judge*
Judge: YEOWCH! Chill out, Franziska!

Ignia: ...

Phoenix: The defense... Wishes to call... Miles Prower to the stand!
Tails: *gets on the stand*

Ignia: hi tails

Tails: I was at the river where Buddy was supposedly murdered yesterday. I saw Ron go to the river, knocking Pump in.

Me: ...

Judge: Please prepare for cross examination

Me: ...

Tails: I was at the river where Pump was supposedly murdered.

Me: ...

Tails: I saw Ron go to the river, knocking Pump in.
Phoenix: HOLD IT! Are you sure you saw Ron knocking Pump into the river?
Tails: I'm 100% certain.
Judge: Court adjourned! I'll see you all tomorrow. And Franziska, I hope your brother will teach you some manners.

Me: ...

*Day 1
Investigation*

Me: ...

Phoenix: We need to find evidence.

Me: ok

Phoenix: A fingerprint, some blood, anything that proves Ron didn't murder Pump.

Me: *looks for evidence*

Phoenix: *does the same*

Me: ...

Phoenix: Hmm...

Me: ...

Phoenix: Where should we start looking for evidence?

Me: maybe by the river where pump was supposedly murdered

Phoenix: Ooh, Sasha, thinking like Mia would!

Me: *goes to the river*

Phoenix: *does the same*

Me: ...

Phoenix: *inspects the plush* This is supposedly the body of the victim... but his fur seems softer than it normally is.

Me: hm...

Phoenix: *looks closer* There are cat prints all over it.

Me: ...

*Pump plush added as evidence.*

Me: ...

Maya: Sasha! Nick! I found a... yo-yo...

Me: ...

Phoenix: But... that yo-yo was the weapon of choice of the defendant!

Me: ...

Phoenix: *looks closer* It seems the supposed victim has touched his friend, the defendant's, yo-yo as well.

Me: ...

*Ron's yo-yo added as evidence*
Phoenix: Where should we look now?

Me: idk

Phoenix: Maya?
Maya: *shrugs*

Me: ...

Phoenix: ...

Me: ...

Phoenix: *in mind* I wonder if she's just ignoring me for some reason?

Me: ...

Phoenix: ...

Me: so what now?

Phoenix: I guess... let's go back to the court and prepare for Day 2.

Me: ok *heads to the court*

*Day 2
Courtroom*

Me: ...

Judge: Court is now in session!
Phoenix: The defense is ready, Your Honor!
Edgeworth: The prosecution is ready, Your Honor!
Ron: What happened to Franziska?

Me: I don't know

Judge: Sasha, would you like to call the first witness?

Me: sure

Phoenix: OK, go ahead.

Me: I call ignia to the stand

Phoenix: But she gave her testimony yesterday!

Me: oh well then I guess I call erekiel to the stand

Phoenix: OK.

Erekiel: *walks up to the stand*

Judge: Please give your testimony.

Erekiel: the other I saw pump in the middle of the street so I'm pretty sure he's alive unless he was murdered in between then and now

Phoenix: I didn't see any contradictions... guess I'll press him.

Erekiel: ...

Judge: Give your testimony again, slowly.

Erekiel: the other day I saw pump in the middle of the street

Phoenix: HOLD IT! Are you absolutely 100% sure it was him?

Erekiel: I'm pretty sure

Judge: Go on.

Erekiel: I'm pretty sure he's alive unless he was murdered in between then and now

Phoenix: ...

Erekiel: ...

Judge: You may call your second witness.

Me: I guess I call opal to the stand
Ignia: I don't think opal witnessed anything

Phoenix: We have to try! Think like Mia!

Ignia: opal isn't even here

Phoenix: ...

Me: ...

Phoenix: Hmm... remember when I said think like Mia?

Me: yeah

Phoenix: Well, Mia would go to find the whereabouts of a witness before calling them into court.

Me: so we just need to spy on opal?

Phoenix: Eh, more like interrogation but...

Me: ...

*Day 3
Investigation*

Me: ...

Phoenix: We just need to find Opal. And, if we know Pump isn't really dead... maybe look for him as well.

Ignia: I'll look for pump

Phoenix: OK then, Maya and I will look for Opal.

Me: I'll join ignia in the search for pump

Phoenix: OK.

Me and ignia: *start looking for pump*

Phoenix and Maya: *start looking for Opal*

Me: ...

Phoenix: Opal?

Opal: *appears*

Phoenix: There you are!

Opal: hi

Phoenix: I guess... let's go meet up with Sasha and Ignia.

Opal: ok

Phoenix and Maya: *go to meet up with Sasha and Ignia*

Me and ignia: *still searching*

Phoenix: Hi.

Me: hi

Pump: *appears*

Ignia: yay pump isn't dead

*Day 3
Courtroom*

Ignia: ...

Judge: The murder trial of Buddy Fan will now come to fruition for the last time.
Phoenix: The defense is ready, Your Honor.
Edgeworth: The prosecution is ready, Your Honor.

Ignia: ...

Judge: You may call your first witness.

Me: I call opal to the stand
Opal: *walks to the stand*

Phoenix: ...

Opal: ...

Judge: You may give your testimony.

Opal: I don't think I witnessed much but I do know that I saw pump yesterday

Judge: Since you didn't see much, we will skip Cross Examination. You may call your last witness.
Phoenix: The defense wished to call Buddy Fan to the stand!
Judge: *gasps*

Me: ...

Ron: Your Honor, in all fairness, Pump... isn't dead.
Pump: *walks up to the stand* Hi.

Me: ...

Pump: So... I faked my death. When I threw that plush into that river, I didn't think that anyone would forgive me... which is why I went into hiding for 5 years

Me: ...

Judge: I think our victim just confessed to his own murder. Which means, I hereby find Ron... NOT GUILTY! *confetti*

Me: yay

Phoenix: How should we celebrate?
Larry: Hi!

Me: hi Larry

Larry: How'd you know my name?

Me: idk maybe a lucky guess

Phoenix: Me, Larry, and Miles were childhood best friends.

Me: ...

Phoenix: What do you want to do to celebrate?

Me: I dunno

Phoenix: Larry?
Larry: *shrugs*
Phoenix: Buddy?
Pump: Let's celebrate at my house!

Me: ok

Pump: *goes home*
Phoenix: *follows*
Larry: *follows*

Me: *follows*

Pump: Hi!

Me: hi

Pump: *pulls out his Wii* Let's play Brawl!

Me: ok

Pump: *puts in the Super Smash Bros. Brawl game disc*

Me: ...

Pump: Everyone ready?

Me: yeah

Pump: Wait... I just realized. We can only have up to 4 players.

Me: ...

Pump: It'll be me... Sasha... Mom... and Dad.

Me: ok

Pump: Ready, Mom?
Aqua: Ready!
Pump: Ready, Dad?
Jake: Ready!

Me: ...

Pump: Let's select our characters. (I'll respond in parentheses if they were in Brawl or not)

Me: *chooses link*

(He was obviously in Brawl)
Pump: *chooses Kirby*

Me: ...

Aqua: *selects Zelda*
Jake: *selects Meta Knight*

Me: ...

Pump: And... let's go with... Pokemon Stadium 2.

Me: ...

Pump: *starts the match* Let's just pray we don't get the ice transformation...

Me: ...

Aqua: *transforms into Sheik*

Me: ...

Aqua: *attacks Sasha*

Me: *dodges*

*the stage turns into Flying form*

Me: *attacks Jake*

Jake: *flies over it*

Me: ...

Pump: You're probably wondering how he's flying.

Me: yeah

Pump: Well... When Super Smash Bros. Brawl came out, Sakurai decided to add gliding to the game. Meta Knight, Charizard, and Pit all got the ability.

Me: ...

Aqua: *turns back into Zelda*

Me: *attacks aqua*

Aqua: *dodges*

Me: ...

Aqua: *transforms into Sheik*

Me: ...

Pump: Oh yeah, Zelda can change into Sheik in this game.

Me: ...

Pump: Why did they change that?

Me: idk

Ron: "Well, obviously, it's because Sakurai didn't want swapping characters in Smash 4" THEN WHY ARE SHEIK AND ZELDA STILL SEPERATE CHARACTERS IN ULTIMATE?

Me: *shrugs*

Pump: I know! It makes zero sense!
Aqua: *dash attacks Sasha*

Me: *counter attacks aqua*

Aqua: *gets knocked off the stage but recovers*
*the stage goes back to normal*

Me: ...

Aqua: *attacks Sasha again*

Me: *dodges*

Aqua: ?attacks Pump*

Me: ...

Pump: *gets knocked off the stage and fails at recovering*

Me: *attacks Jake*

Jake: *flies*

Me: ...

Pump: Oh, do I need to explain again?

Me: no

Pump: ...

Me: *attacks aqua*

Aqua: *dodges*

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: *attacks Jake*

Jake: *still flying*

Me: ...

Pump: He's abusing the physics engine!

Me: ...

Pump: That's insane!

Me: ...

Pump: There's a glitch in Brawl that allows Meta Knight to fly... forever!

Me: ...

*the timer hits 5 seconds remaining*

Me: *attacks aqua*

*Sudden Death begins*

Me: ...

Jake: Good thing I picked Meta Knight. His attacks are impossible to dodge. *attacks Sasha*

Me: *falls off the stage*

Jake: *attacks Aqua*
Aqua: *falls off the stage*

Me: ...

Jake: *attacks Sasha again*

Me: *falls off the stage*

Jake: *attacks Aqua again*
Aqua: *falls off the stage again*

Me: ...

Jake: *attacks Sasha one more time*

Me: *falls off the stage*

Announcer: Player 2 defeated!

Me: ...

Meta Knight: *attacks Aqua*
Aqua: *falls off the stage*
Announcer: The winner is... META KNIGHT!

Me: ...

Jake: You all did good too.

Me: ...

Aqua: Thanks Jake.

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Phoenix, Larry, and Maya: *leave*

Me: ...

Pump: *starts playing Ace Attorney*

Me: ...