:I

Forget about Egg🥚

Use Eggplant🍆

HELM GNAW

Besides there’s no humor in an eggplant
That’s used for sex not for memes

How about Potato🥔

Not funny
Didn’t laugh

But I ain't using egg anymore😐

(Pulls out gun)
Did you just disrespect egg🥚

Because I'm Potato🥔 now.

Well good luck surviving
Egg🥚 > Potato🥔

Potato🥔 > Egg🥚

You can’t declare war
I’m a neutral
You can’t declare war on someone who is a neutral silly

It was a joke

I'm still Egg🥚.
I'm just adding Potato🥔 with it.

I declare war.

Oh ok

🥓

IS THAT BACON?!

YES

NO MORE EGGS

BACON IS SUPERIOR !!!

YOU HARAM AF
SO NOT HALAL MODE