(Btw name Parker, Parker the potato)
Parker: hello, how did you get here anyway? My kind has been wanting for decades to learn more about the earth. Can you please tell me about it so I could tell it to my king?
siri: i have the blueprints for something that can save eartth. but everyoneon earth is too busy focusin on the newest iphone model or something. if your species can build it, you'll save 8 billion people.