Modern Girl's Advice to Modern Girls
Things to Do Instead of Marriage; - sleep with as many men as possible; - turn STDs into a badge of honour; - make sure men understand they are not important to your happiness; - use as many anti-depressants as possible to keep the loneliness at bay; - refuse any advice that might
make you doubt yourself; - make sure your biggest commitment is to the
heartless corporation you complain doesn’t pay you fairly; - refuse to have children so you can spend more time
enjoying your old age alone; - laugh at others to avoid crying