YOU. ME. GAS STATION. What are we gettin for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh oh, there was a roofie inside our sushi. We blackout and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. HORNY fish. What do we do? FISH ORGY. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We’re gonna fight it BEAR FIGHT, BEAR HANDED, BEAR naked? Oh yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride into Chuck-E-Cheese. DANCE. DANCE. REVOLUTION. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? Uh I think so. Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, WHITEOUT, which didn’t know you could do, then I smoked a joint. GREENED OUT, then I turn INTO the sun. Uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in. DEUHBLUHHSBDUHHSBUHSBUHEUGHHUHAAAAHUEAAHAAAAAAA!!!!
