Mother wants my liver for some reason-

lmao

Uhh, why do you want my liver?

Don’t give her your liver
She will sell it to the black market and you won’t get it back

I-I won't-

here, take this liver and pretend its yours.
dont ask who's it is

Uhh, okay..?

dont tell motha
im going back to my room.

*goes back to playing cocaine tycoon on roblox*

Relatable

youd probably play toe licking simulator

I need food