i caused ww3

My deepest secret is probably already known

you cum for north america

my name isn't "north america"

hahahahahahahahaha

I was responsible for what happened september 8th 2022

YOU KILLED THURSTON WAFFLES
NOOOOOO

TF This ain’t the 1800s

I stole $50+ worth of Pokemon cards and ~10$ worth of other junk from the store when I was 9

i
gay

when i was 11 i once sat on a dryer and just-
wanked off on top of it because of the vibration

🤨

I will escape from my blood analysis