Tea: There's a reason for that rule, too. Mystique. April 23, '97. Cape caught in a jet turbine.
Coffee (Tea's assistant): Tea, you can't generalize about--
Tea: Dynamite, snagged on missile fin. Thundergal, sucked into EF 4 tornado. Madonna, Brit Awards 2015, dancer pulled on cape. NO CAPES! ..Point is, the cape may look awesome on a hero, but it's pretty much a disaster waiting to happen.
Icefall: Tea, I think we get it at this point.