I've literally never done this before. HI PEOPLE

Kioru: WHAT THE HECK?!!? *jumps behind the couch*
Rouxls: I agree-eth. What-eth the f**k-eth? *Jumps behind the couch with Kioru*

Chris: NO NO NO JAWS OUT WHY!?
Kira: let him stay it's raining outside
Chris: KIRA HES A F**KING MEGALODON

Yeah its rain, I don't want to get wet. Heh heh

Kira: are you just scared of getting killed?
Chris: more like ground pounded but yeah

Soul: tf are you? Some shark furry?

Nope. Not shark or furry

“Then what the f**k are you? You have a fin”

MEGA-LO-DON

“I KNOW HOW TO SAY IT YOU OVER GROWN FISH”

WATCH YOUR WORDS YOU PILE OF RAINBOW SHAMPOO

“THE F**K YOU CALL ME? I AINT GAYASS”

1. Megalodon
2. No furry. Just demon

“a h, also i thought you’d be…b i g g e r”

yea.

“Short”

Don't call him shark or furry

You'll die so fast

i killed a god
i fear nothing

Dumbass u got caught /j

(Moai the hellbringer) You picked the wrong house fool! *shoots minigun* 6usdi4.jpg (click to show)

Seaweed- you smell weird and also who did you kill cause I might have wanted to help.

` . . .
MA, THERE'S A GIANT MEGALODON AT THE DOOR!`

Pump: What are you doing in my house?

Yo

Pump: If my mom finds out... she'd freak out!

Heh heh
*sits smack down on the floor* guess we just gonna wait here until then huh?

Aqua: *walks in* Hey Bu... Is that a megalodon?

Wassup

Aqua: Sorry just... this is a lot to process.

*Pats the floor* how about you join us?

Aqua: Sure.

Oh really?
*Looks over at him* Good to know

Pump: Thanks.

So who are you?
Oh! Don't mind the blood- that was nobody... Heh heh

Aqua: I'm Aqua, Buddy's mom.

Nice to meet you

Aqua: Nice to meet you too... what's your name?

Mr. Jaws

Aqua: Mr. Jaws! You know Buddy is obsessed with megalodons.

jake: hmmmmm

HMMMMM. How tall are you?

jake: 214 centimeters.

mrjaws: 50 feet tall

Parker: Uhh… what are you doing here?

Mrjaws: I need potato

Parker: heck naw man I ain’t wanting to be turned into mashed potatoes

Mrjaws: then make some out of someone else, then give them to me

Parker: yo Carl!
Carl: wha- OH MY GO-
Parker: what?
Carl: ITS A FREAKING MEGALODON

Mrjaws: wassup carl

Carl: DONT EAT ME IM SCARED

Mrjaws: but I'm HUNGRY

Carl: *Runs away*AHHHHHHH
Parker: come back!

Mrjaws: *runs after carl* come back! Your my dinner!

Carl: AHHHHHH
Potato: GET BACK HERE

mrjaws: *grabs carl* HAHAHA

Carl: PLEASE SPARE ME!