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88 views 6 upvotes Made by Pochitas_drug_dealer 2 years ago in MS_memer_group
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Does the Old Testament count?
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Leviticus laws apparently only apply to Jews
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Yeah, I’ve read from the Torah before. We have to for our Bar/Bat Mitzvahs.
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partial credit, but you should really read the New Testament
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I mean, I’m open to new ideas, I’ve read straight from an actual Hebrew Torah tho.
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that's awesome, I wanna learn Hebrew at some point
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It’s hard as shit.. I don’t even remember half the symbols anymore.. I could probably do the basic alphabet if I read it but I can’t really speak it anymore . I went from a Jewish grade school to a Christian middle and high school XD
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Honestly if I took the time to learn it, I'd probably switch to a Hebrew Old Testament to keep up on it, and same for New Testament when I learn Greek.
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Lol, I wish I was that dedicated on language.
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I'm super big on translation accuracy and all that so, it's definitely something I'd use. I hated Spanish in school though...
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Where I live it’s kind of necessary knowing Spanish XD
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California or Texas?

Part of me wants to keep learning it and keep up with it by reading Spanish books. Maybe a Spanish Bible, I dunno. Can't be too hard to figure it out with youtube and a spanish-english dictionary.
1 up, 2y
Florida actually,
1 up, 2y
ohhh, makes sense
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If you did read it, I'd highly recommend Matthew, Romans, Hebrews, and Revelation specifically.
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I read a portion from the actual Torah, most of my reading was from books with the translations.
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well yeah, the vast majority of people use translations
1 up, 2y
I used to read right from the Torah in Hebrew though.
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Also, this reminds me when I mistakenly went up for communion in my first year of middle school not knowing what communion was XD. (It was a Christian School, we got our own church now)
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oh no XD
1 up, 2y
that's really on them though for not explaining it before y'all took it
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Yeah
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It is not one book it is a collection of books
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A collection of books into one book
So in conclusion
It’s a book
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Ah yes… “T, by Holly Bibble”
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Love it
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Yes
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*speedrunning through every word in the bible while not breathing*
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well its a very long book.

ive never finished it...

so uhh...
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nah but i use it to kill, dont know what its about
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lol
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lol
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My fav book

But i got suspended once bc i read it at school
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