Gus Fring we are not the same

1. Wait until sunset. Lock all of your doors and windows, and barricade them. Turn off all lights in your home.
2. Light a candle and place it in the center of your table.
3. Say “Gustavo”.
4. Sprinkle salt around the candle.
5. Say “Fring”.
6. Extinguish the candle.
7. Listen.
8. If you hear nothing: The summoning has failed, do not proceed. Dispose of the candle and clean up the salt. You may try again later.
9. If you hear the cluck of a chicken: The summoning has succeeded.
10. Relight the candle. Open your refrigerator. You will see a piece of chicken inside, even if you never put it there before.
11. If the chicken is a thigh: Cook it as you would normally.
12. If the chicken is a wing: Proceed with caution. Cook it as you would normally, but keep your eye out for anything happening in your peripherals as you cook it. If you see the candle extinguish itself, or if you see the shape of a man in a suit in your periphery, proceed to “In the Event of an Emergency.”
13. If the chicken is a foot: Something has gone terribly wrong. Proceed to “In the Event of an Emergency”.
14. Once the chicken is prepared, put it on a plate and set it in front of the candle. Say “Mr. Fring, accept my offering.” 5 times.
15. Listen closely.
16. If you hear a grunt or otherwise negative sound: Gus has not accepted your offering. Proceed to “In the Event of an Emergency”.
17. If you hear a sign of affirmation: Gus has accepted your offering. You may proceed.
18. Proceed to a room that is not where the offering is or where you cooked the chicken. Close and lock the door behind you. Allow Gus to eat in peace.
19. Wait until sunrise. Do not fall asleep.
20. At sunrise, exit your safe room.
21. If Gus is still at the table: Gus does not wish to leave. I’m sorry, there is nothing you can do now.
22. If the chicken is fully eaten and there is no one there: You may proceed.
23. On the plate, you will see three things: A dollar bill, a Los Pollos Hermanos badge, and a bag of meth.
24. Do with these items what you please, but do not destroy them.

In the Event of an Emergency:

Leave the building.

Never return.

Never consume chicken again.

That's awesome
Gonna summon Gustavo Fring from Breaking Bad

Cya guys