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Sketchyshorts: bieng in a coma 101

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186 views 11 upvotes Made by Sketchy_113 2 years ago in Drawings
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2 ups, 2y,
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Hey guys, sketchy here.
Today I’ll be having a chat with you guys about bieng in a coma, for almost 11 HOURS after a car crash, and still remembering stuff. Enjoy!
1 up, 2y,
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So, let’s hop right in, in a situation of a winter car crash, there are a few things needed:
A bike and a person, check.
Icy road, check.
Car coming around the corner? Check.
You don’t got to think much what happend after.
So, there I was, on the street with a ankle feeling like it has been wrapped in hot barbwire, and slowly seeing black. The last thing I saw before going offline, is a few people rush towards me.
And then things started to get wonky.
1 up, 2y,
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I think it started with a little bit of light, and then me just going peace out of my body.
Yes, you heard it right, I saw myself lie on the street. And there were some people around me, one, which probably was the driver, was stressing out I suppose, two others were checking my wrists for pulse I think, and there were a few people grouped up with one of the holding a phone, presumably for aid.
I vaguely remember me looking around in confused state, not know what the actual world had happend. In this state I felt light, and almost impossibly invisible. It was not soon after the yellow car appeared and came to check me out.
1 up, 2y
I saw them check my puls again, nog a few times, give me a lil sting with a needle and speak to a few people. I think that was the last thing I remember of seeing me, cause I got dragged away to someone’s home for care.
And I just stood there, probably thinking if I was dead. Eventually I just sat down in confusion, and then, everything I remember wasn’t there.
I woke up at home, with a few people standing around me, and one dude, which I think was a doc, told me I got flung of my bike and hit the road with head first. That would explain the bandaid around my head, which kinda stung.
Eventually I came out healthy, seemingly okay, but still traumatised by seeing that stuff, and not bieng able to do anything. So folks, there you have it, that’s how it is to be in a coma.
0 ups, 2y,
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this real?
0 ups, 2y,
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Yh
0 ups, 2y
ok
0 ups, 2y,
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Hey sketchy
I was dared to go on a fake date with Sammy
0 ups, 2y,
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Don’t plz
0 ups, 2y
ITS TOO LATE
0 ups, 2y,
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too late
0 ups, 2y,
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Sam dont
0 ups, 2y,
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how am i suppost too?
0 ups, 2y,
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Just don’t who even gave you that idea
0 ups, 2y
ok
0 ups, 2y,
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Stop that
0 ups, 2y,
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it’s a joke sketchy
It’s just a roleplay not a real date
0 ups, 2y,
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Oh Pfew I was about to throw a holy grenade
0 ups, 2y
Yea
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0 ups, 2y,
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My boy sketchers really wrote an entire essay
0 ups, 2y
Yeah it was so weird that I had to
0 ups, 2y,
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You good my dude?
0 ups, 2y,
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no i wasnt ;-;
0 ups, 2y,
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Oh no--

I am glad you are alive still--
0 ups, 2y,
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yeah-
it felt so wierd, so...
empty-
0 ups, 2y,
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Oof :[

Was it at least cool? Like a cool experience
0 ups, 2y,
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ever had the feeling that you get by cold weather?
and a empty feeling?
yeah. thats what i felt, and it aint pretty-
0 ups, 2y,
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Ah--

Good to know--
0 ups, 2y,
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Your welcome
I suppose-
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Lmao-'
0 ups, 2y
You could seriously pass an essay exam thingy since you just wrote an essay
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