1. Wait until 3:05am
2. Ensure you have never summoned Walter White in this life or in a previous life.
3. Brew a cup of coffee. Any kind will suffice.
4. Take the coffee into the bathroom. Splash it on the mirror. Repeat until mirror is completely covered.
5. Using your finger, write “Better Call Saul” on the coffee stained mirror.
6. Turn off the lights.
7. Wait. This may take any time from 30 seconds to several hours.
8. If nothing has happened by sunrise: The summoning has failed, do not proceed. Clean the mirror. You may try again in 6 months, but no earlier.
9. If you hear a faint whisper saying “Better Call Saul” you may proceed.
10. Exit the bathroom. Go to your nearest telephone. Call 505-842-5662. Wait for the other side to pickup.
11. If no one picks up: Saul does not want to play with you. Do not proceed. Vacate the premises, and do not return until daylight. Clean the mirror. You may try again in 6 months, but no earlier.
12. If someone picks up: Listen.
13. If you hear shouting or anything aggressive from the other side: DO NOT PROCEED. Destroy the telephone. Do not attempt this summoning again.
14. If you hear silence: Say politely, “Hello? I need a lawyer.”
15. Hang up.
16. Wait patiently. Saul will arrive soon. It may take a while.
17. If Saul does not arrive by daylight: Saul has not been able to reach you. Do not proceed. You may attempt this summoning again the following night.
18. If you hear knocking on the door: Check through the peephole.
19. If you see Saul Goodman 3D: Congratulations! You have summoned Saul Goodman. Invite him inside and have a cup of tea.
20. If you see Walter White: I’m so sorry. I told you to make sure you never summoned him in this life or a previous life. I’m so sorry.
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