Only one I'm doing cause I want to share Alexa with y'all

GOAT??!!! I DID A GOAT!?!!

Yes

A robotic goat.

YOU MEAN YOUR CHILD IS HALF GOAT, PROTOGEN, AND MEGALODON!?!

Mhm.

Alexa is also a mega chonker

Ranking at 408 pounds

I broke the scale

Hopefully they weren't doing it on a breakable floor

Their weight combined would probably just send them through it

Don't worry
It was in my basement

Good

Hopefully the neighbors didn't complain about the clanging metal noise

YEEEEAAAAAH

although seriously you'd have to fork up a couple million dollars

organs are quite expensive

And the probably thunderous banging noises

"THE NOISE IS UNBELIEVABLY LOUD, MY EARS HURT!"

IT'S THE SOUND OF MEGALADON ON METAL

Y E A H

*H E A V Y M E T A L P L A Y S*

Y E A A A A A A A A A A A A H ! ! ! ! ! ! !

THE METAL WILL DROWN OUT THE SOUND OF THE CLAPPING

P E R F E C T ! ! ! ! T H E Y W I L L N E V E R K N O W ! ! ! ! ! !

you're lucky Alexa has protogen insurance because her organs got DESTROYED

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!