1. This ritual may be performed anytime between 10pm and 2am. The earlier, the better.
2. At your selected time, leave your home and head to a local school.
3. Find a way into the school. If it happens to be open, enter. If not, you must break in.
4. There will be a hobo sitting at a campfire near the cafeteria. Don’t think about how he got in.
5. Approach him from the front. You don’t want to spook him.
6. Ask him for some meth. Make sure you say this politely.
7. If he refuses: Do not proceed. Leave the grounds of the school. Do not attempt this ritual again.
8. If he accepts: He will give you a sealed, opaque bag. Do not open the bag or see what is inside yet.
9. Find a chemistry room. Try the door.
10. If the door is locked: Do not proceed. Drop the bag and leave the grounds. Do not attempt this ritual again.
11. If the door is unlocked: Go inside.
12. Close the door and lock it behind you. Say loudly, “Mr. White, I’m here for my chemistry class.”
13. Take a seat. Put the bag on the desk. Do not open it yet.
14. The chalkboard will begin to… write on itself. Do not be alarmed.
15. Take notes on the equations and words written, but not too many. You don’t want Mr. White to think you too good of a student.
16. After exactly one hour, the board will stop writing on itself. Close your eyes.
17. When you open your eyes, there will be a test paper. Put away your notes, do not cheat on the exam.
18. Answer to the best of your ability.
19. Upon completion, get up and put your assignment on the teacher’s desk, along with the bag. DO NOT FORGET THE BAG.
20. Go to the door and try to open it.
21. If the door is unlocked: Mr. White was satisfied with your exam, you have failed. Leave the class and go home. Do not attempt this ritual again.
22. If the door is locked: Mr. White wants to talk to you after class. Go back to your seat.
23. If you see the shape of a human beginning to materialize at the teachers desk: Congratulations, you summoned Walter. Talk to him about your exam. Do not leave until he dismisses you.
24. If you see something else: KICK DOWN THE DOOR WITH WHATEVER FORCE YOU CAN. RUN AWAY. DO NOT STOP RUNNING UNTIL HE IS OFF YOUR TAIL. NEVER ATTEMPT ANY KIND OF RITUAL AGAIN.
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