Dang yo maybe I should steal the one from r/programmerhumor where the devil makes a deal with an agile leader and the devil slowly realizes he’s been had. Or you could look it up….
YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THE KANBAN BOARD TO SEE WHAT WE'RE WORKING ON; I NEED TO SEE EVERYTHING SO I NEED A SPREADSHEET; EVERYTHING IS IN AZURE DEVOPS!! GIVE ME MY SPREADSHEET SO I CAN PRIORITIZE; LOOK AT THE KANBAN BOARD!